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Today, I told my parents I'm pregnant. I got a long lecture from my mom about using protection. It would have been fine hearing all that, but I'm turning 22, I've been moved out for a few years, have a full time job with great benefits, and am getting married next summer. FML

#21435425
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On 07/02/2015 at 3:16pm - misc - by I'm an adult! - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML

#21430924
163 comments

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On 06/23/2015 at 11:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realized I'm pregnant by a man who won't even accept my Facebook friend request. FML

#21429134
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On 06/20/2015 at 4:54pm - misc - by happycow122 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I'm five and a half weeks pregnant. One of my coworkers told me that it sucks that I'll have to wait so long to show. I asked her what she meant; she replied, "It's always harder to tell when big girls are pregnant. Can't tell what's fat and what's baby." FML

#21428256
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On 06/18/2015 at 8:58pm - work - by pregnantfatty - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my mother got heartburn. She claimed she only gets heartburn when she is near a pregnant woman. She threatened to kick me out of the house if I didn't take a pregnancy test, despite there being no way I was pregnant. Turns out, I am pregnant, and my mother's ego has never been bigger. FML

#21427606
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On 06/17/2015 at 2:09pm - kids - by RecentCollegeGrad (woman) -

Today, my pregnant girlfriend and I moved into our first home together, signing a 1-year lease. Less than 12 hours later, we've discovered that the place is infested with cockroaches and we have a mouse. The landlord won't let us out of the contract. FML

#21427489
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On 06/17/2015 at 8:14am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I was looking at old pictures with my mom and saw one of myself crying in kindergarten. I asked why I was crying. She said that was the day a boy kissed me on the cheek, and I thought I'd gotten pregnant. She then decided to give me the sex talk. FML

#21416031
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On 05/26/2015 at 11:40am - intimacy - by shitty shit - United States (Indiana)

Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML

#21410693
202 comments

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On 05/15/2015 at 8:50pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to pick my brother up from work because he broke down crying. I arrived to find that apparently, you can get so stoned that serving a pregnant woman at a fast food joint moves you to tears over the miracle of life. FML

#21409953
79 comments

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On 05/14/2015 at 10:23am - misc - by sistertaxi - Australia

Today, my 18-year-old boyfriend freaked out and kept asking me if I was sure I wouldn't get pregnant, because I forgot to take my birth control pill last night. We didn't actually have sex; he apparently thought me simply missing the pill would magically get me pregnant. The hell? FML

#21408378
112 comments

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On 05/11/2015 at 1:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Midtjylland)

Today, my husband wants me to apologize for getting angry when his father told me I'm getting so fat that I look like a whale. I'm not fat, I'm just 8 months pregnant. FML

#21403055
110 comments

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On 05/01/2015 at 6:57pm - misc - by wtf - United States (Indiana)

Today, my 13-year-old sister told me that she wants to get pregnant soon to stop her periods for a while. I can't believe we're related. FML

Today, I started lactating. That would be fine if I had a kid. Or was pregnant. Or wasn't 16. FML

Today, my parents, my aunt and her husband went out to dinner. There, my aunt told us that she was pregnant, and out of instinct, I asked her who the father is. FML

#21387788
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On 04/04/2015 at 11:06pm - kids - by TKPhai - United States (California)

Today, I am seven months pregnant with my third child. I woke up to my two-and-a-half year old trying to "pop the balloon" in my tummy. FML

#21384638
59 comments

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On 03/31/2015 at 8:56am - kids - by mokki - Canada (Ontario)



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