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Today, I found out that my university had not accepted the internship I did when I was in college. They placed me in the same bank I interned in, with the same bank manager that I flipped the middle finger at after finishing my internship. FML

#21523525
82 comments

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On 02/06/2016 at 10:36pm - work - by FailingMyCourse - Kuwait (Al Kuwayt)

Today, my boss got mad at me because I told her that I wouldn't be able to work two days out of the week, due to college classes. She then cut back my hours so much that I now only work one day a week. I got the job in the first place to pay for my college classes. FML

#21519921
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19384) - you deserved it (1454)

On 01/27/2016 at 12:41am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to give a joint presentation at college. My partner was so high, she couldn't even pronounce her own name properly in her introduction. I'm pretty sure her antics are going to get us both failed hard. FML

#21518464
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20202) - you deserved it (1493)

On 01/23/2016 at 5:09am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my college roommate tried to kick me out, because what I say makes her uncomfortable. We haven't talked for 3 months. FML

#21517235
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19226) - you deserved it (1678)

On 01/20/2016 at 1:06am - misc - by college0001 - United States (Vermont)

Today, while entering in my college building, I noticed that my right shoelace was untied and I tied it. I didn't realize that just in front of me was a metal beam until I hit my head hard on it and a loud, reverberating sound was produced. Many people saw what happened. FML

#21516540
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18080) - you deserved it (2603)

On 01/18/2016 at 9:24am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Philippines (Benguet)

Today, on my college visit, I met a perfect girl for me, sweet, gorgeous, on the same career path. I remember everything we talked about, where she is from, what sport she plays, and her recent internship. But when I went to look her up online, I couldn't remember one thing, her name. FML

#21516058
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22388) - you deserved it (5056)

On 01/16/2016 at 10:28pm - love - by Roll Tide of Tears - United States

Today, at college, I asked the girl who usually sits next to me if she wanted to team up on our latest assignment. She gave me a disgusted look, said "Um, I'm MARRIED. Creep." and walked away. Seriously, what the fuck? FML

#21515729
73 comments

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On 01/15/2016 at 10:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML

#21515129
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22552) - you deserved it (1443)

On 01/14/2016 at 9:31am - money - by FuckedOver (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mother won't let me intern at a prestigious college, working with graduate students and professors, and being paid, because she doesn't want to drive me. FML

#21502374
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23715) - you deserved it (4774)

On 12/10/2015 at 7:12pm - misc - by crushed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had been stress-eating a lot of junk food during finals week at college. I was feeling worried about my figure, and lifted up my shirt to see myself in the mirror. My boyfriend, who I didn't know was watching, promptly said, "Whoa babe, it looks like the condom broke!" FML

#21502268
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23107) - you deserved it (3029)

On 12/10/2015 at 1:45pm - love - by pregnantapparently (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, at college, I walked in on some kid jerking off in front of the bathroom sink. This place never ceases to amaze and disgust me. FML

#21500213
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21938) - you deserved it (1598)

On 12/04/2015 at 10:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was walking with a friend to tell him how excited I was for college and even motivating him to apply for the same school, until I found out later that I got rejected. FML

#21492385
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21761) - you deserved it (2271)

On 11/14/2015 at 8:31am - work - by Jibber96 - Norway (Oslo)

Today, I woke up at 7, got to college by 7:40 to receive an email that my 8:00 a.m. class got cancelled. I stayed there until 12:00 p.m. for my second class, to then find out that the cancelled class was the one at 12:00, not 8:00. FML

#21491152
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22328) - you deserved it (5511)

On 11/11/2015 at 7:18am - work - by Anonymous -

Today, my girlfriend and I were talking about the difference between the U.S. and Canada when she asked me if they have their own government. She wasn't sure if they were governed by the U.S. or if they didn't have a government at all. She's a 33-year-old college graduate. FML

#21490675
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22886) - you deserved it (2471)

On 11/10/2015 at 1:29am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I discovered that I don't have enough financial aid to continue going to college past this semester. I'm one semester away from graduating. FML



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