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Today, my asshat roommate tricked me into eating a weed brownie. I thought it was his terrible attempt at baking regular brownies until it kicked in at college. I was so high, I started giggling like a schoolgirl when my instructor said "Dickens". Now everyone thinks I'm a retard. FML

#21342882
67 comments

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On 01/23/2015 at 1:12pm - misc - by Annomymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got a large envelope from a college I applied to earlier. My mom, expecting big news, made my family gather round as I opened it. It ended up being a letter of rejection from not just that school, but all 3 campuses of the state college. FML

#21342027
46 comments

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On 01/22/2015 at 12:22am - misc - by 1415926 - United States

Today, my parents threatened to take away my college funds. Why? Because I complained about my 10 pm curfew during break as a freshman in college. FML

#21339229
116 comments

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On 01/17/2015 at 10:50pm - money - by sophiae123 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I gave a presentation to my college class about life with Tourette syndrome. I only got 3 minutes into it before my asswipe classmates started yelling stuff like "Shit!", "Cock!", and "Bob Saget!" I gave up and went back to my seat in tears as our bored instructor said "Next." FML

#21334608
117 comments

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On 01/10/2015 at 5:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my parents threw a hissy fit calling me ungrateful and disrespectful for wanting to do laundry and clean at home, instead of going out to their friends' house for dinner. They also disconnected the Internet to punish me when they left. I'm 20 and visiting home on a college break. FML

#21326232
64 comments

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On 12/28/2014 at 11:55pm - misc - by justwantedtounpack - United States

Today, I got 3 different rejection letters mailed to me from the same college. FML

#21320043
71 comments

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On 12/18/2014 at 11:04pm - misc - by ai_lauren (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, it's been months since I dropped out of college to escape constantly being bullied and being miserable. Ever since then, I've been having recurring nightmares with the same people bullying me, after which I wake up crying and feeling miserable. My brain is a douchebag. FML

#21317204
113 comments

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On 12/14/2014 at 6:55am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, my mother requested that I return the $500 she had previously given me to help me pay for college. Her reasoning? "You work three jobs, you can afford it." I work three jobs because she decided buying herself a car was more important than my schooling. FML

Today, my older brother thinks typing out a Wikipedia article for an essay is not plagiarism, because he didn't "copy and paste" it. He's in college. FML

#21300403
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28712) - you deserved it (1993)

On 11/16/2014 at 10:46pm - misc - by areyouserious (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got demonic gastric distress while taking my final college exam. I only got about 50% of it done, left the classroom 50% faster, and experienced both 50% dread and 50% relief. Now I have to repeat 50% of the class. FML

#21293883
63 comments

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On 11/07/2014 at 1:53am - misc - by all shat out - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, my boyfriend came home from college for the first time in weeks just to visit me. I was so excited that I spent two hours getting ready. Turns out he was only coming back to dump me. Now I'm single and out of foundation. FML

#21292231
115 comments

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On 11/04/2014 at 8:16pm - love - by single pringle - United States (New Jersey)

Today, it's my 20th birthday. I recently came home from college to visit my family, after my mother had a stroke a few weeks back. She ended up being the only person who remembered to get me anything. She also thinks it's still 2009. FML

#21286282
94 comments

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On 10/27/2014 at 12:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my brother and I were talking about Ebola, when he says he would love to have the disease because of how famous it would make him. Plus, his college essays about him "fighting through the disease" would be "phenomenal". FML

#21278125
91 comments

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On 10/15/2014 at 12:55am - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd feel like a failure if he went to community college. I'm planning to go to community college next year. FML

#21277941
120 comments

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On 10/14/2014 at 9:06pm - love - by failure - United States (California)

Today, I flew across country to college. My luggage did not. FML

#21262400
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35164) - you deserved it (2822)

On 09/21/2014 at 11:51am - misc - by Need Clothes Now (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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