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Today, I got a laptop for my birthday. I was thrilled until I realized that my mom had given away my old one without asking. 6 years of games, music, and pictures down the drain. FML

#21367193
62 comments

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On 03/03/2015 at 10:34am - misc - by Hi-Tech (woman) - Europe

Today, my mom told me she'd canceled my spring break trip to Europe for my 16th birthday. Why? So I could get my wisdom teeth pulled 2 months early. FML

#21363900
88 comments

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On 02/26/2015 at 11:18am - health - by gatewayev700 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was at a friend's birthday party when I got a call from my mom telling me to come home because my dog died. When I told my friend that I had to leave because of the loss, she replied with, "Okay, but you brought my gift inside, right?" FML

#21363530
55 comments

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On 02/25/2015 at 8:43pm - animals - by natashamilan - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mother-in-law sent me a pedometer for my birthday. I've been confined to a wheelchair for most of my life. FML

#21360985
115 comments

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On 02/22/2015 at 11:09am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went out to dinner for my mom's birthday. I'd planned for a nice restaurant which is always packed, so I'd called for a reservation. When we got there, the hostess tried to turn us down because no one ever takes their mother out to dinner anymore, and that I was a fraud. FML

Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML

#21355845
51 comments

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On 02/14/2015 at 9:10am - misc - by secret - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML

#21354690
98 comments

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On 02/12/2015 at 12:23pm - misc - by ahhhhhh (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my husband recited to me the name and model number of every single weapon in the game Doom, along with what they did and roughly where to find them. Last month, he forgot my birthday. We've been married for 6 years; he hasn't played Doom in at least 10. FML

#21353586
91 comments

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On 02/10/2015 at 7:00pm - love - by doomed (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML

#21351571
114 comments

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On 02/07/2015 at 4:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML

#21351283
59 comments

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On 02/07/2015 at 12:13am - animals - by juliette (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was ringing up a woman at work. I saw she'd bought a birthday cake, so I smiled and said I hope whoever it was for has a happy birthday. She looked at me in disgust, told me to mind my own business, then called me a "chucklefuck bitch". Okay then. FML

#21345551
83 comments

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On 01/28/2015 at 10:01am - work - by retailshell (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, it was my brother's birthday. I was short on money but got him a present anyway. After opening it, he looked at it and said, "I didn't really want this." FML

#21345473
72 comments

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On 01/28/2015 at 3:07am - money - by nsb124 - United States

Today, my husband bought me XL pajamas for my birthday. I got really angry, telling him that's obviously not my size. I tried them on just to show him how ridiculous they look. They fit. FML

#21336954
120 comments

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On 01/14/2015 at 12:49pm - love - by middleagednurse - United States (Florida)

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday, so I decided to take her to a fancy restaurant and give her an expensive $400 necklace that I had bought. Being traditional, I asked the waiter to arrange it nicely on the tray when he came with our dessert. Neither he nor the necklace ever showed up. FML

#21329874
117 comments

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On 01/03/2015 at 5:48am - love - by JJ_V3N0M - United States (California)

Today, my dad rejected my birthday present to him because it was "Made in China." FML

#21329640
75 comments

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On 01/02/2015 at 10:11pm - misc - by whatajerk (man) - United States (Florida)



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