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Today, my boyfriend admitted that he wanted to throw me a surprise birthday party. The only issue was the fact I didn't have any friends to make it happen. FML

#21524278
51 comments

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On 02/09/2016 at 12:17am - misc - by nofriends - United States (Idaho)

Today, my now ex-boyfriend accused me of wanting to screw his 11-year-old brother, all because I expressed interest in going to his birthday party. FML

#21523204
69 comments

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On 02/05/2016 at 9:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I'm mad at my dad for forgetting it's my birthday. He's mad at me for not reminding him. FML

#21514262
49 comments

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On 01/12/2016 at 9:44am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I got up at 5 am to bake a surprise birthday cake for my 16-year-old son. I put the cake on the table and went to call my son. "Surprise!" When I came back 30 seconds later, the cake was all gone and the dog was licking his lips. My son won't even believe I made a cake. FML

#21513467
75 comments

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On 01/10/2016 at 4:07am - animals - by Devotedmom (woman) - Belgium (Liege)

Today, I got together a surprise party for my mom's birthday. I invited all her friends and her douchebag boyfriend who I don't get along with. When my mom got home, he took credit and got her friends to back him up with bribing. My mom said I'm selfish and horrible for not trying for her. FML

#21508821
69 comments

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On 12/28/2015 at 7:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I bought a PS4 online for my boyfriend's birthday. I put it on our joint credit card through Paypal to keep it a surprise. The company decided to ruin that surprise when they called him to confirm the transaction. FML

Today, a close friend told me she had no plans for her birthday. I found out she was lying when I had to serve her and 9 other mutual friends dinner at the restaurant I work at. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I wasn't invited or that none of them even remembered that I worked there. FML

#21503048
62 comments

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On 12/12/2015 at 8:13pm - misc - by not invited - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my deadbeat dad threatened to press charges against me for harassment if I ever contact him again. I've contacted him twice in the last two years, once to tell him he was going to be a grandfather, and once to send him a birthday card from my son. FML

#21495105
66 comments

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On 11/21/2015 at 8:47am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML

#21495050
84 comments

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On 11/21/2015 at 1:39am - love - by same (woman) - United States (California)

Today, it's my 30th birthday. My husband came home with a big case of beer for himself, then told me he didn't have time to get me a present because of work. FML

#21494372
82 comments

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On 11/19/2015 at 9:52am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I'm 4ft9 "tall" and I always have trouble reaching things that are high up. It's my birthday, and I got three footstools as gifts. FML

#21494390
122 comments

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On 11/19/2015 at 4:57am - misc - by mini matthylde - France (Pays de la Loire)

Today, my mother had to ask me when my birthday was, because she gets it confused with the day she bought our old car. FML

#21489528
32 comments

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On 11/07/2015 at 9:58am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my dad forgot it's my birthday. When I told him about it, he accused me of lying and threatened to ground me for a week. FML

#21488383
47 comments

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On 11/04/2015 at 12:26pm - misc - by mydadforgetsme - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, it was my birthday. It was also the only day my family wanted to hold the graveside funeral for my grandmother who passed last week. FML

#21482416
109 comments

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On 10/21/2015 at 12:09am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while singing Happy Birthday to my husband, I desperately needed to fart. I couldn't leave the room, so I let it out real slow. There were over 20 of us there, yet somehow my mother-in-law knew it was me. She went over to the window and opened it wide, all while glaring at me. FML

#21473175
55 comments

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On 09/27/2015 at 3:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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