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Today, a revolving door got the better of me. I made it into the crowded lobby, unlike my skirt. Bad day to wear a thong. FML

#21448563
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On 07/28/2015 at 1:18pm - misc - by Oopsie - United States (Vermont)

Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML

#21430623
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On 06/23/2015 at 11:57am - misc - by cAPITOLpORN - United Kingdom (Havering)

Today, I realized why you should never wear a thong under yoga pants that are a couple of sizes too small. It's a weird thing, seeing your co-worker's anus. FML

#21344664
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On 01/26/2015 at 6:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I was walking a dog at the animal hospital where I work when it pooped out a rag-like object. I told the doctor, who told me to clean it off to see what it was. It was a rainbow-colored thong. We have to give it back to the owner when they pick their dog up. FML

#21069925
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On 02/23/2014 at 11:01pm - animals - by crap - United States (Nevada)

Today, for my 18th birthday my mum gave me a black lace thong. I'm a guy. FML

#20992659
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On 12/14/2013 at 7:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML

#20583566
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On 04/10/2013 at 1:41pm - work - by birdiebeth13 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, thinking my girlfriend had left her little black thong in the dryer to tease me, I sent her a picture of me seductively posing with it. She didn't text back, but a few hours later my 16 year old daughter asked if she'd left anything in the dryer. FML

#20539833
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On 03/11/2013 at 5:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was running late for work and quickly grabbed my outfit from the dryer. I heard the crackling of static as I took out my shirt. I didn't think anything of it, until later when my co-worker pointed out I had a thong stuck to my back. FML

#20491168
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On 02/03/2013 at 2:32am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was walking out of my girlfriend's house with her when I saw her thong drying on the rack. I picked it up, sniffed it and put it on my face as a joke. She replied with, "Those are my mother's." FML

#20461976
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On 01/16/2013 at 12:52am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was getting a spray tan and realized I didn't have a hair tie, so I used a thong instead. I lost track of time and realized I needed to go pick up my daughter. I threw on my clothes, drove to pick her up, went to the store, and went for ice cream... thong still in my hair. FML

#20438564
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On 01/02/2013 at 12:33pm - health - by Embarrassed - United States

Today, I was showing my boyfriend some stuff I bought that day: a new thong and a bag of his favorite brand of peanuts. He was more excited about the peanuts. FML

#20053819
84 comments

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On 09/02/2012 at 9:38am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Today, I wore my new Brazilian thong bikini to the pool for the first time. I was lying face down feeling so sexy, until flies started buzzing my butt. FML

#19344343
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On 03/25/2012 at 11:34am - misc - by BookBabe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML

#19196280
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On 03/01/2012 at 3:39pm - love - by eeelise5296 - United States (Arizona)

Today, my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of herself in my boxers. I thought it would be funny to take a picture of myself in the thong she left in my room and send it to her. She thought it would be funnier on Facebook. FML

#18162397
210 comments

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On 11/05/2011 at 3:25am - misc - by kdeeeceee - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be a good idea to viciously rip off my thong. My ass crack is numb. FML

#18071770
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On 10/25/2011 at 12:08pm - intimacy - by beccav23 - United States (Texas)



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