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Today, I found out that the guy I've been sleeping with is my mom's gynecologist. FML

#21346230
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On 01/29/2015 at 2:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I bought an electric toothbrush because they're supposed to be a lot healthier than regular ones. My crazy religious mom immediately called me a whore and said she knew what I really wanted to use it for. So that's $80 in the trash. FML

#21343820
121 comments

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On 01/25/2015 at 2:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML

#21343705
63 comments

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On 01/24/2015 at 10:26pm - intimacy - by confused (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML

#21343357
87 comments

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On 01/24/2015 at 9:33am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML

#21343084
41 comments

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On 01/23/2015 at 8:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got a large envelope from a college I applied to earlier. My mom, expecting big news, made my family gather round as I opened it. It ended up being a letter of rejection from not just that school, but all 3 campuses of the state college. FML

#21342027
46 comments

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On 01/22/2015 at 12:22am - misc - by 1415926 - United States

Today, while trying to take a crap, I shut the bathroom door. A minute later, my 3 year old daughter knocked and said "Mommy, do you wanna build a snowman?" She kept singing the song until I was finally done. FML

#21341221
62 comments

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On 01/20/2015 at 9:05pm - kids - by frozenpoo - United States

Today, my mom paid me a surprise visit me at my university dorm. She ended up rifling through my stuff and started to pull out a box from on top of my wardrobe. Before I could stop her, it slipped and fell. Today's forecast: 100% chance of dildo rain. FML

#21338507
94 comments

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On 01/16/2015 at 8:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His father was completely wasted, his mom was high, and his 11-year-old sister was talking about her favorite alcoholic drinks at the dinner table. FML

#21335369
86 comments

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On 01/11/2015 at 9:41pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, my girlfriend accused me of being insecure and feeling threatened by the fact that she has a daughter from a previous relationship. She's vaguely right; I feel threatened, but mainly because the psycho keeps threatening to stab me to death when her mom isn't around to hear. FML

#21334989
87 comments

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On 01/11/2015 at 8:03am - kids - by StabStab (man) - Belgium

Today, I went to the supermarket with my husband and kids. A crazy old man started yelling at us and challenged us to fight him outside. Security had to escort us to our car. Why was he so mad? Our cart momentarily blocked his path to the beef jerky samples. FML

#21334513
66 comments

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On 01/10/2015 at 2:22pm - misc - by gotta_respond (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my daughter was putting clothes in the drier when she yelled, "Mom!! The drier won't start!" I had to explain to her that the door needed to be shut. Her response, "Oh. I didn't know that mattered." She's 15. FML

#21331580
77 comments

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On 01/05/2015 at 8:59pm - kids - by i_am_forever - United States (California)

Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML

#21331516
58 comments

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On 01/05/2015 at 7:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I finally got a restraining order against my violent ex. My mom now keeps finding ways to tell me how shitty I am for breaking the "poor boy's" heart and how I didn't deserve him anyway. FML

#21331330
93 comments

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On 01/05/2015 at 1:52pm - misc - by help (woman) - Malta

Today, I gave birth to our first child at home. What was supposed to be a beautiful moment of us peacefully greeting our newborn, ended up with the cops knocking on our door. Apparently me giving birth sounds like a domestic dispute. FML

#21331295
104 comments

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On 01/05/2015 at 12:58pm - kids - by midwify (woman) - Denmark (Nordjylland)



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