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Today, I caught my dad sneaking a drink of whiskey outside, shortly before my wedding. I asked if he was seriously getting drunk at a time like this. He looked at me and scoffed, "It's the only way I'm gonna get through this stupid shit." FML

#21381329
93 comments

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On 03/25/2015 at 3:40pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom got drunk and started crying at my after-wedding party, after promising she'd behave herself. She thinks my husband is an awful person who'll drag me into a life of sin, all because he has a tattoo and an ear piercing. FML

#21379352
74 comments

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On 03/22/2015 at 5:52am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was demoted as a bridesmaid in a wedding because I dyed my hair, and didn't ask permission from the bride to do so. The bride is my sister. FML

Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML

#21365151
109 comments

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On 02/28/2015 at 9:16am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Nordjylland)

Today, my fiance and his family accused me of being with him only because he's rich, refusing to go ahead with the wedding. I accepted his marriage proposal 4 years ago, when he was penniless and unemployed. FML

#21362501
118 comments

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On 02/24/2015 at 10:10am - love - by Anonymous - India (Tamil Nadu)

Today, my wedding venue called and canceled our reservation because we were double booked with a spaghetti bingo night, which they felt was more important. FML

#21361818
128 comments

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On 02/23/2015 at 3:49pm - misc - by looking4newvenue (woman) - United States

Today, my boss refused to give me vacation time for my wedding and honeymoon because she didn't have a honeymoon and because of that apparently neither should I. FML

Today, I got a letter in the mail telling me to report for jury duty. The day that I have to show up is the day of my wedding. FML

#21353566
136 comments

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On 02/10/2015 at 6:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boss informed me I couldn't go on my "vacation" because he's leaving for one of his employees' weddings. That just so happens to be my wedding, for which I'm taking the vacation. FML

Today, my girlfriend told me that her fear of PDA has gotten so bad, she doesn't think she'll even be able to kiss me on our wedding day. Her parents are going be there and she can't imagine showing affection in front of other people, let alone her parents. FML

#21342878
104 comments

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On 01/23/2015 at 1:09pm - love - by uggg - United States (Washington)

Today, my sister got her retouched wedding photos. Apparently one of the things she had the professional do was edit me out of them. FML

#21341567
60 comments

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On 01/21/2015 at 11:26am - misc - by kana__ (woman) - Japan

Today, my fiancée and I were making plans for our wedding when my soon-to-be mother-in-law chimed in with, "You know, she can still get out of this. I got the dress for her but we can save it for the next guy." I'm not sure if she's joking or not. FML

#21329587
39 comments

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On 01/02/2015 at 8:46pm - love - by bingalingading (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was trying on wedding dresses with my future sister-in-law who is a little bigger than me. We tried on a similar dress and she said it looked better on me because I'm skinny. Instead of saying, 'No way' or 'It looks great on you', I accidentally said 'Yeah, I know'. FML

#21327629
92 comments

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On 12/31/2014 at 2:47am - health - by bridezilla - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I learned to never invite my father to a wedding. He'll show up late, complain about the food, piss on a tree, and leave. FML

#21322693
51 comments

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On 12/23/2014 at 1:25pm - misc - by Unknown - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mother-in-law gave me a toaster and a fork as a wedding gift. FML

#21318970
93 comments

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On 12/17/2014 at 2:35am - love - by monster in law. - United States



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