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Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML

#20102964
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I agree, your life sucks (24831) - you deserved it (8968)

On 10/05/2012 at 2:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Wokingham)

Today, it was boiling hot so my boyfriend and I decided to sunbathe in the garden and ended up falling asleep for a few hours. Not only is my back so burnt that I can't lie down, I also have a white hand print on my upper back where my boyfriend had left his arm while we slept. FML

#3394819
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12792) - you deserved it (40961)

On 07/01/2009 at 1:04pm - misc - by Beccarr - United Kingdom (Wokingham)

Today, I was just taking a wank with my laptop on low battery. Almost finished when my laptop died. FML

#735
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10434) - you deserved it (49480)

On 01/07/2009 at 10:07am - intimacy - by Noname - United Kingdom (Wokingham)



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