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Today, I was having my birthday party. My dad showed up late, blind drunk, and drove his car straight through my garage door. FML

#21105340
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I agree, your life sucks (40488) - you deserved it (3142)

On 04/05/2014 at 6:04pm - misc - by as-salamu alaykum, motherfucker - United Kingdom (Wirral)

Today, at the supermarket, an old lady asked for directions to the produce aisle. Having read way too many stories lately on this very site about awful elderly folks, I was wary, but helped her out. She gave me an awkward hug in thanks, lifting my wallet in the process, as I later found out. FML

#20698103
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I agree, your life sucks (47720) - you deserved it (5510)

On 05/31/2013 at 8:50pm - money - by speechless (man) - United Kingdom (Wirral)



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