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Today, I mentioned to my sister that under the revised SOPA laws, she could go to jail for 5 years after posting her song covers on Youtube. She won't stop crying, and now I'm grounded for upsetting her. FML
Today, I'm recovering from colon surgery. They gave me codeine as pain relief, which has made me constipated. I'm currently sat on the toilet, trying to push out what feels like a small child wrapped in barbed wire out without busting my stitches. FML
Today, for my art project, I spent hours painting my whole body in black spots with acrylic paint. I then went and stood outside in the snow, naked, so I could take pictures of it. Only then to find out the camera was out of batteries. FML
Friday 6 December 2013