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FMLs submitted from Wigan

Today, a guy wolf-whistled me as I walked to the shop wearing comfy joggers, no makeup and my hair scraped back. Feeling rather pleased about it, I told my best friend and my fiancé. Their unanimous conclusion: the guy must have been drunk or taking hallucinogenic drugs. FML

#20510431
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21892) - you deserved it (2820)

On 02/17/2013 at 5:20am - misc - by bananamontana85 - United Kingdom (Wigan)

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Today, I was yelled at by my mum for not wanting to get a spray tan for my cousin's wedding because if I don't, I will "shine like a beacon of disrespect" among the other attendees. FML

#16697911
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24205) - you deserved it (2330)

On 06/16/2011 at 4:53pm - misc - by vampire (woman) - United Kingdom (Wigan)

Today, I was at a party. The girl I'm madly in love with referred to me as her 'Gay Friend.' She refused to kiss me in Spin-the-Bottle as 'She didn't want to do anything with anyone that night'. She then made out, and slept with, my 'best friend' whom she had never met before. FML

#1218026
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64326) - you deserved it (4489)

On 04/22/2009 at 9:50am - love - by Bo (man) - United Kingdom (Wigan)



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