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Today, my 14 year old son got suspended and I had to pay for the damage after he sprayed "FUCK THE POLICE" on the back wall of his school. I'm a policeman. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37954) - you deserved it (8307)

On 01/28/2011 at 9:25am - kids - by duckthehack (man) - Poland (Wielkopolskie)

Today, in biology class, I kept seeing a fly mosquito buzzing past my face and I kept trying to swat at it... only to realize that it was a ceiling sprinkler that was about 10 feet away. I have no depth perception. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13168) - you deserved it (14678)

On 02/04/2009 at 5:56am - animals - by Mith (man) - Poland (Wielkopolskie)



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