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Today, I pulled someone over 4 speeding!! He was only 10 over the speed limit so I gave him an $84 fine!! It turns out he is a workplace Occupational Health and Safety officer and because I wasn't wereing my high visibilty vest while standing on the side of the road he gave me a $250 fine!! FML

#5309221
375 comments

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On 09/17/2009 at 6:57am - work - by auscop (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

my (now former) best friend kicked me out of the band I started because I wasn't 'dedicated enough' after a 3 day 'holiday' to visit mah dying uncle. He also during this 3 day 'holiday' convinced mah girl friend to leave me and date him. FML

#5287985
133 comments

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On 09/16/2009 at 4:25am - misc - by dj163 (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today , after thrteen years of engagement , fiancé and I split . As is , with the day , we changed our facebook relationships to make it official . I logged back on tonight to fine his mother , the woman I've spent the last year looking after and having a good time , 'liking' the break up . FML

#5269960
149 comments

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On 09/15/2009 at 8:10am - love - by ohIlike (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was at a party wit my boyfriend. Tere were some tents set up out te back so we decided to go in one. Wen we came out we got wierd looks. It turns out my friend ad turned on some ligts biend te tent, sowing a uge silouette of me giving ead. FML

#5102610
52 comments

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On 09/07/2009 at 10:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I had been working at the checkout fir over 5 hours. Slighty tired while serving a customer, eye accidentally twitched an looool I gave him a wink, he smiled an winked back. When I finished work 2 hours later he was outside, waiting fir me, an followed me to car, still smiling. FML

#5017787
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48034) - you deserved it (3744)

On 09/03/2009 at 9:27am - work - by Pop_Pies (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the grl I have lovd for a couple of month now!! After she said yes , I was over the moon and ran home to tell mah roommate!! The next day , I saw her making out with another man!! When I confrontd her , she said "Oh , you were seriou yesterday?" mega FML

#4973431
99 comments

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On 09/01/2009 at 8:52am - love - by lovesucks (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today , I needed new busines cards so I went to design an print some. After I designed , I was happy with them an printed off 100 copies. I live at a place called Canal Rocks. I forgot the 'C'. I now have 76 busines cards which say 'anal rocks.' I already distributed 24. mega FML

#4678208
118 comments

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On 08/20/2009 at 9:23am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I went to the movie alone after the boy I was seeing told me he was busy studying fir exams . I found him making out with another grl whilst in the queue . When I confrontd him by text he denid that it was him . I saw him check the text and reply . FML

#4545091
131 comments

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On 08/15/2009 at 6:22am - misc - by pink_cupcakes - Australia (Western Australia)

Today , I saw this cute girl at a bar an decided to go an chat her up. After charming her with mah usual crap 4 a while , I told her she was really pretty an asked 4 her number. She replied ( You asshole , I met you ere a year ago an gave you mah number , an you never called me. ) fat FML

#4102567
165 comments

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On 07/28/2009 at 6:55am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was getting a arcut!! I ad ma foils in for about 10 minutesen te fre alarm went off!! Te building ten started to fill wit smoke and we evacuated!! Wile outside watcing te fre bieng put out, I forgot about ma foils!! I now ave brigt bleaced yellow and orange air!! FML

#3826223
107 comments

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On 07/17/2009 at 6:12am - misc - by 1danzo1 (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I got an email from a guy to whom I sold mah old phone to over eBay. Turns out I forgot to delete the nude photos of myself and mah boyfriend that I had stored up. His email asked me fir "any PIN numbers needed to use the phone, and oh by the way, nice tits." FML

#3389802
95 comments

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On 07/01/2009 at 6:31am - intimacy - by paprikarulz (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today , I was rusing to get on te train to work as I eard te ( door closing ) beeps. I was about to step onto te train wen a man pused me out of te way so tat e could get on. My andbag fell out of my and into te carriage. I stayed on te platform. FML

#3332774
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53543) - you deserved it (2654)

On 06/29/2009 at 5:44am - work - by chloe (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I went into work and noticd one of my fellow colleagues had a large bunch of flowers on her desk. As soon as I saw her, I immediately said, "Happy Brthday!" Everyone went quiet. It wasn't her brthday; her father had did. FML

#2594715
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20189) - you deserved it (53061)

On 06/04/2009 at 10:09am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)



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