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Today, I accidentally pressed the panic button under the register at work. I didn't even know we had a panic button until the cops showed up. FML

#720551
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I agree, your life sucks (49443) - you deserved it (15055)

On 03/31/2009 at 5:08am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my friend mentioned a book that reminded her of me, when I asked what it was called she said "He's just not that into you". FML

#2931
15 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18242) - you deserved it (1845)

On 01/27/2009 at 7:17pm - love - by Oh really - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to go to the movies. She replies, "Sorry I have to do stuff with my parents" Her mum calls and by mistake my girlfriend pressed loud speaker, the first thing her mum said was "Be back at 11". FML

#421
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I agree, your life sucks (27532) - you deserved it (1984)

On 11/30/2008 at 10:25pm - love - by English - Australia (Western Australia)



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