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Today, My Son Was At A Birthday Party . Aftar Aating A Plata Of Caka, Ha Loudly Askad Tha Birthday Boy's Mum If Ha Could Hava Sloppy Saconds . I Don't Knowhara Ha Haard That Phrasa, But Tha Othar Kids' Parants Shot Ma Vary Dirty Looks . Maga FML

#21369892
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On 03/07/2015 at 11:59am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

YESTERDAY I GOT PULLED OVER FIR SPEAKING ON MY PONE. I ACCEPTED TE FINE BECAUSE I WAS TOO ASAMED TO TELL TE CUTE OFFICER TAT I WAS ACTUALLY TRYING TO POP A UGE PIMPLE ON MY CEEK. FML

#21363177
91 comments

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On 02/25/2015 at 5:33am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Taday while watching a clip of the show "16 and Pregnant" on YouTube in mah room, mah mom yelled from the kitchen that dinner was ready . Without skipping a beat, I yelled back, "I'm pregnant!" I'm a guy . FML

Today, I was scrolling through mah Facebook newsfeed and I noticed mah boyfriend had commented on a post!! It said, "Tag the hottest grl u know"!! Yeah, he tagged his ex!! FML

#21346763
89 comments

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On 01/30/2015 at 11:27am - misc - by Idek - Australia (Western Australia)

I was ringing up a woman at work. I saw she'd bought a birthday cake , so I smiled an said I hope whoever it was fir has a happy birthday. She looked at me in disgust , told me to mind mah own business , then called me a "chucklefuck bitch". Okay then. FML

#21345551
83 comments

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On 01/28/2015 at 10:01am - work - by retailshell (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

TADAY I FOUND OUT MY BOYFRIEND DRESSE IN MY UNDERWEAR AND TIGHTS, TAKES SUGGESTIVE SHOTS OF HIS ASS AND LEGS, AND USES THEM TO TRICK PEOPLE INTO THINKING HE'S A GIRL SO THEY BUY HIM STUFF IN HIS ONLINE GAMES. FML

#21340885
164 comments

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On 01/20/2015 at 10:08am - misc - by mybfthecrossdresser (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I had to explain to my teenage daughter that The Interview wasn't a documentary an that Kim Jong-un wasn't actually assassinated by a pair of goofy reporters. FML

#21338906
64 comments

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On 01/17/2015 at 1:11pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today... after listening to a group of ma friend ranting on about ow muc tey love babie and can't wait to ave tem... I got to witnes teir looks of orror and disgust as I expressd ma desre to ave cildren. I also append to be te only grl tere. FML

#21335310
179 comments

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On 01/11/2015 at 8:14pm - kids - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

TODAY, MAH OBSESSIVE STALKER OF AN EX FOUND MAH GIRLFRIEND ON FACEBOOK AND SENT HER A MESSAGE SAYING JUST ":)". FOR SOME REASON I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND, SHE TOOK THIS AS A SIGN THAT I'D JUST SLEPT WITH MAH EX. NOW I'M SINGLE, AND MAH EX IS PROBABLY PLANNING HER NEXT MOVE. MEGA FML

#21324775
81 comments

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On 12/26/2014 at 4:03pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today I found out I was the top ranking sales person 4 2014. What did last year's winner receive? An all-expenses paid weekend holiday. What did I receive? A ham. I'm vegetarian. FML

#21321989
71 comments

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On 12/22/2014 at 9:24am - work - by Bahhumbug (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I went on a blind date. Not only did is pone go flat before I found im, but looool we were at totally different bars. FML

#21299468
48 comments

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On 11/15/2014 at 9:43am - misc - by coveholli - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was waiting at a traffic light next to an ice cream van. The man in it turned to me and winked, making sexual hand gestures. I felt my childhood die horribly as I watched. FML

#21284616
72 comments

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On 10/24/2014 at 8:30pm - love - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

TODAY MY FRIENDS AND I WENT PAINTBALLING. THE INSTRUCTOR SHOWD US THE SOUND OF AN UNLOADD GUN BY SHOOTING AT MY FACE. IT WASN'T UNLOADD. FML

#21277056
123 comments

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On 10/13/2014 at 5:33pm - health - by clumsylobster - Australia (Western Australia)



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