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Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21487) - you deserved it (5714)

On 06/13/2012 at 10:21pm - intimacy - by biggieT - Sri Lanka (Western)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because my mom's lazy eye creeps him out, and that my dad hates him. She doesn't have a lazy eye, he's never met my dad, never seen my mom, and now according to his friends, he's been cheating on me for the past two weeks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22188) - you deserved it (1445)

On 05/19/2012 at 7:20pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Sri Lanka (Western)



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