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today my boyfriend broke things off, because he says I have a looool "horrible, horrible personality" and that I'm only really fuck-buddy material, which is a problem because he wants something long-term!! We've been dating for three years!! FML

#21261219
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On 09/19/2014 at 12:06pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (West-Vlaanderen)

YESTERDAY, I AD MA FRST WET DREAM. I WOKE UP SWEATING AN SOAKING WET. TOO BAD I DREAMED ABOUT AVING INTENSE SEX WIT A CARDBOARD BOX. FML

#20813339
132 comments

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On 07/31/2013 at 12:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Belgium (West-Vlaanderen)

Today, I visitd grandma. Shortly after I arrivd, she freakd out after finding a "snake" in her closet. It was a rubber snake that brother must have puttd there yesterday as a prank. I pickd it up and told her it was fake. She then yelld at me for playing such a disgusting prank on her. FML

#20697100
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On 05/31/2013 at 9:54am - misc - by cantwin (man) - Belgium (West-Vlaanderen)

Today, mah boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not bieng able to live without me an hoping that I would want to live with him an marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML

#6721141
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36940) - you deserved it (2625)

On 12/12/2009 at 10:47am - love - by 2ndchoice (woman) - Belgium (West-Vlaanderen)



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