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today my boyfriend broke things off, because he says I have a looool "horrible, horrible personality" and that I'm only really fuck-buddy material, which is a problem because he wants something long-term!! We've been dating for three years!! FML
Today, I visitd grandma. Shortly after I arrivd, she freakd out after finding a "snake" in her closet. It was a rubber snake that brother must have puttd there yesterday as a prank. I pickd it up and told her it was fake. She then yelld at me for playing such a disgusting prank on her. FML
Today, mah boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not bieng able to live without me an hoping that I would want to live with him an marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Friday 27 March 2015