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FMLs submitted from West Virginia

Today, I shook hands with a girl and held onto her hand while telling her she had very tiny, delicate hands. When I let go to look at them, I discovered she only had two fingers. FML

#30362
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10652) - you deserved it (31917)

On 02/12/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by KWM (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, after being in the hospital for 2 days with no visitors, I got my first phone call. It was my best friend asking if he could date my ex girlfriend. FML

#26811
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52712) - you deserved it (1889)

On 02/11/2009 at 6:33pm - misc - by EKG (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I was offered a job. It only took me a year and 17 interviews to get an offer, and I have a PhD. FML

#3922
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23931) - you deserved it (2523)

On 01/31/2009 at 12:37am - work - by RogerReady - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML

#1809
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15646) - you deserved it (3829)

On 01/19/2009 at 11:23pm - misc - by HeadTrauma - United States (West Virginia)



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