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Today , I was siting in a libraryhen a cute boy approached me , so I grabbed the nearest book. When he asked me wat I was reading , I said I was revising for a english test. He laughed and pointed out that my book was in French. FML

#21384778
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On 03/31/2015 at 3:24pm - misc - by ip7 - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I ad ma first terapy session 4 te issues caused by trying to please ma overbereing, paranoid, self-centred moter. Te first ting se did after we started driving ome? Ranting at me an demanding to know if I'd been "talking sit" about er to ma terapist fat FML

#21382942
82 comments

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On 03/28/2015 at 11:50am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, my brother decidd to help me artificially age some of my artwork by singieng the edges slightly. Apparently ( my brother set fire to my homework ) isn't a valid excuse. FML

#21206966
73 comments

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On 07/12/2014 at 12:09pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I collected mah new timetable at college only to find I've been dropped from all mah classes. I've been listed as deceased. I'm definitely not dead an have no idea how I supposedly died. big fat FML

#20867417
103 comments

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On 09/04/2013 at 11:59am - work - by resurrected - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I finally got to meet my boyfriend's parents; it turns out that his mum is my therapist . I've just spent an entire morning telling her how confused I am about my sexuality . mega FML

#20553373
105 comments

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On 03/21/2013 at 6:25am - misc - by me (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I draggd my boyfriend to see Les Misérables with me . He now refuses to communicate with me through any medium other than singing . Apparently, this is his revenge . FML

#20471580
95 comments

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On 01/21/2013 at 4:39pm - love - by lesson.learned (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Yesterday, the drummer of band briefly mentioned something about not being allowed into the United States, just as he left our last practice before our big tour in America!! FML

TODAY, I CAME OUT TO MAH PARENTS. I DON'T REALLY FIT ANY STEREOTYPE, I'M JUST AN AVERAGE GUY WHO HAPPENS TO BE INTO GUYS. TEN MINUTES LATER, I OVERHEARD MAH MOTHER SAY TO MAH STEP-DAD, ( SHOULD WE REDECORATE HIS ROOM PINK? ) FML

#20008307
153 comments

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On 08/07/2012 at 8:11pm - misc - by ohai95 (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Taday mah boyfriand got mad at ma cuz I rafusad to kaap him companyhila ha took a shit . FML

#19633395
119 comments

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On 05/16/2012 at 6:38pm - misc - by HK (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Yesterday I Had A Gradd Performance In My Drama Class. I Had To Play A Murderer In An Interrogation Room. I Got Really Into It And Startd Pounding On The Windows To Try To "escape". The Thin Glass Smashd. Four Hours In Casualty, Stitches And Plastic Surgery Pretty Much Sum Up My Mood. Mega FML

#17757780
117 comments

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On 09/16/2011 at 1:18pm - health - by anonymous - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today it was ma birtday. Some 17 year olds will receive cars as presents from teir parents. Mine owever looool bookd me a plot in te local graveyard. big fat FML

#16342840
311 comments

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On 05/25/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Brilliant... (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

TODAY, I WALKED THROUGH A SPIDER'S WEB WITH HUNDRED OF BABY SPIDER ON IT!! MY AFRO IS NOW INFESTED!! FML

#16129508
183 comments

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On 05/11/2011 at 1:34pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

I LAARNAD THAT I WASN'T RAALLY ALLARGIC TO CHOCOLATA . MY PARANTS MADA IT UP WHAN I WAS A CHILD BACAUSA THAY DIDN'T WANT MA TO GAT FAT . FML

#13970714
127 comments

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On 11/25/2010 at 2:32am - misc - by wow (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)



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