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FMLs submitted from West Sussex

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML

#19633395 (128)

I agree, your life sucks (5144) - you deserved it (693)

On 05/16/2012 at 6:38pm - misc - by HK (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I had a graded performance in my drama class. I had to play a murderer in an interrogation room. I got really into it and started pounding on the windows to try to "escape". The thin glass smashed. Four hours in casualty, stitches and plastic surgery pretty much sum up my mood. FML

#17757780 (129)

I agree, your life sucks (14917) - you deserved it (5864)

On 09/16/2011 at 1:18pm - health - by anonymous - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML

#16342840 (381)

I agree, your life sucks (36271) - you deserved it (3397)

On 05/25/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Brilliant... (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML

#16129508 (229)

I agree, your life sucks (37207) - you deserved it (11015)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:34pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I learned that I wasn't really allergic to chocolate. My parents made it up when I was a child because they didn't want me to get fat. FML

#13970714 (162)

I agree, your life sucks (29250) - you deserved it (2837)

On 11/25/2010 at 2:32am - misc - by wow (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, after taking my jacket off at work, I found a large faint stain all across one side of my shirt. Turns out that my fiancé had used it to "clean up the bed." I am the manager of a supermarket with 40 employees. It was pretty obvious what it was. FML

#13674952 (74)

I agree, your life sucks (16340) - you deserved it (3354)

On 11/01/2010 at 1:24pm - intimacy - by grimatwork (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I went to a party and crashed on the bedroom floor. I woke up to sex noises coming from the bed. I pretended to still be asleep. I sent a text to my boyfriend to tell him about it. I heard his phone beep from over in the bed. FML

#8894345 (210)

I agree, your life sucks (24702) - you deserved it (1984)

On 03/07/2010 at 2:56pm - intimacy - by woopdeedo_1 (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I had to sit for an hour listening to my girlfriend talk to her ex about his testicles. She laughed more during that conversation than she ever has with me. FML

#5015419 (110)

I agree, your life sucks (30512) - you deserved it (4222)

On 09/03/2009 at 3:23am - love - by aftermath1991 (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I spent hours and hours trying to figure out why the wireless internet on my laptop wasn't working, but everything I tried completely failed. At the end of the day, my older brother came home, and fixed the problem in under 10 seconds by turning the wireless internet switch on. FML

#3690110 (129)

I agree, your life sucks (6254) - you deserved it (38960)

On 07/12/2009 at 10:46am - misc - by divineinstrument (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I was browsing my computer to find naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend. I decided it'd be funny to photoshop a penis onto one of the pictures. I'm straight and the new picture turned me on more than before. FML

#3007389 (187)

I agree, your life sucks (8994) - you deserved it (44037)

On 06/18/2009 at 7:39pm - love - by AlexK (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)



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