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Today, my boyfriend, who lives 100 miles away and whom I haven't seen in 2 months, told me he was visiting my city with some friends. I assumed this was an opening to an invitation, but no, he just asked me about the best places to get drunk. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16485) - you deserved it (2372)

On 08/10/2012 at 8:57am - misc - by blink_kid - United Kingdom (West Lothian)



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