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Today, I discovered how my ex-girlfriend exacted her revenge. Every item of clothing I own now has sequins. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22357) - you deserved it (10534)

On 08/05/2010 at 1:00pm - love - by Luke - United Kingdom (West Berkshire)

Today, my mother said she trusted me enough to go with me for my first drive in my new car. As soon as we got in the car, she started hyperventilating and screaming we're going to crash. I didn't even start the engine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32082) - you deserved it (2446)

On 10/10/2009 at 1:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (West Berkshire)



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