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Today, I promised my best friend I wouldn't let her hook up with any guys (she got an STD a few weeks ago). After we tossed a few back she led about 30 people in a chant of "cockblock" after I wouldnt let her go home with some random dude. FML

#2489
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42955) - you deserved it (3315)

On 01/25/2009 at 12:54am - intimacy - by cockblockingbitch - United States (Washington)

Today, a student of mine used the phrase "well, you know, like back in your day" about defining "going out". I'm only 24. FML

#1158
15 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19809) - you deserved it (1729)

On 01/14/2009 at 6:20pm - kids - by Old? - United States (Washington)

Today, at the age of 22 I started eating my boogers. FML

#962
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5742) - you deserved it (41298)

On 01/11/2009 at 9:33am - misc - by Snotmyfault - United States (Washington)



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