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FMLs submitted from Washington

Today, after three weeks of my boss telling me how much he appreciates my hard work and has submitted my name up for a promotion, he called me into his office to announce I'm being laid off. FML

#13900225
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23849) - you deserved it (1949)

On 11/19/2010 at 2:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I was on the phone with my mother. She asked me if I was going to make it to Christmas at home. I told her that I would try and make it home since it would be my grandma's last Christmas alive. To my luck, grandma was sitting in the car with my mother, and speaker phone was in use. FML

#13864593
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10180) - you deserved it (32643)

On 11/16/2010 at 12:09pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML

#13850065
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24505) - you deserved it (2236)

On 11/15/2010 at 4:11am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got sentenced to 20 hours community service for having a boy in my room an hour after floor hours. If I don't do the community service, I could get kicked out of the dorm and put on probation at my college. We were breaking up. FML

#13766093
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26003) - you deserved it (9966)

On 11/08/2010 at 3:43pm - misc - by pixie09 (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I realized that my parents never ground me as a punishment because I don't get out enough for it to matter. FML

#13676187
111 comments

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On 11/01/2010 at 4:10pm - misc - by evilparents (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML

#13645625
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21524) - you deserved it (37390)

On 10/30/2010 at 1:41am - love - by Samantha - United States (Washington)

Today, a cute girl came up to me with her boyfriend and said, "If you end up looking like him, it's over." FML

#13633879
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25547) - you deserved it (2480)

On 10/29/2010 at 12:33am - misc - by nonexistant (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML

#13633122
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31258) - you deserved it (2497)

On 10/28/2010 at 11:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I found dried cum in my hair - after being at work for two hours. FML

#13572879
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13284) - you deserved it (42570)

On 10/24/2010 at 3:31am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML

#13558401
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25651) - you deserved it (3400)

On 10/23/2010 at 2:22am - animals - by poorhamster - United States (Washington)

Today, I told my dad that I had a herpes infection. He said "Good." FML

#13495113
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15526) - you deserved it (33919)

On 10/18/2010 at 2:36am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I called my mom for her birthday. She started talking about an infomercial she'd seen for a combo bidet-and-dryer, and how she would like to get one so she can feel "fresh down there" without worrying about getting bits of toilet paper on her nether regions. I can't un-hear this. FML

#13415843
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24692) - you deserved it (2703)

On 10/12/2010 at 1:46am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my mom rolled up the car window on my fingers. She thought my yelling and crying was because I was throwing a tantrum. I'm 26. FML

#13403115
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28153) - you deserved it (3550)

On 10/11/2010 at 3:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)



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