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Today, while waiting for a bus, someone started smoking at the bus shelter, which is illegal in my city. I politely asked him to stop smoking, citing the city ordinance. He just cackled and said that if I'm so concerned about the state of my health, I should start by losing 90 pounds. FML

#19749863
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On 06/07/2012 at 1:42pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my friends were coming to pick me up from volleyball practice. When their car pulled up, I jumped in. It was really quiet, so I looked up, only to find I had gotten in the wrong car. FML

Today, I got a ticket for panhandling to get gas money so that I could both drive out to a job interview AND still have enough gas to pick up my dad. Apparently, these particular cops had nothing better to do than harass me for standing quietly next to a freeway entrance with a silly sign. FML

#19635056
186 comments

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On 05/16/2012 at 11:42pm - money - by Starving Student - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to get a prostate exam. Right before the doctor started, he told me that if I found it awkward at all, I should just imagine I was being probed by aliens. FML

#19603388
99 comments

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On 05/10/2012 at 5:22pm - health - by Jesse (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my fiancé and I appeared in the paper for obtaining our marriage license. In the same column half way down his parents appeared for filing their marriage dissolution petition. FML

#19571944
78 comments

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On 05/04/2012 at 3:19am - love - by Queen_Dread - United States (Washington)

Today, I asked the girl I'm madly in love with out to dinner. When she asked me if I would pay, I jokingly said, "Well, that depends on how the date goes." She looked me up and down and said, "No thanks then." FML

#19549742
148 comments

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On 04/29/2012 at 7:56pm - love - by -insert clever nickname here- - United States (Washington)

Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML

#19541631
253 comments

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On 04/28/2012 at 10:31am - misc - by anon - United States (Washington)

Today, while I was in the midst of the most mind-blowing shower sex ever, the fire alarm went off. My girlfriend had left the stove top on and the entire kitchen had caught on fire. So instead of finishing, I frantically ran around naked trying to douse the flames. FML

#19484170
137 comments

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On 04/17/2012 at 2:13pm - intimacy - by blocked_by_fire (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my parents told me that I will grow up to be a criminal, living on the streets, on drugs. All this because I took the last chocolate egg. FML

#19443098
166 comments

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On 04/10/2012 at 1:47pm - misc - by uhhh what? - United States (Washington)

Today, I actually used Febreze as a substitute for deodorant. FML

#19416021
115 comments

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On 04/06/2012 at 3:24am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I realized that due to my obsession with House MD, I seem to have subconsciously developed a limp in my right leg. FML

#19400848
139 comments

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On 04/03/2012 at 12:37pm - health - by spougeineye1 - United States (Washington)

Today, I was at the dentist. During my check-up, he recommended a dermatologist. FML

#19393124
101 comments

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On 04/02/2012 at 1:59am - health - by bdogge99 - United States (Washington)

Today, on my way to my therapist, my father told me to lie to her and tell her that I'm happy so he doesn't have to drive me in anymore. FML

#19380667
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23301) - you deserved it (1937)

On 03/31/2012 at 3:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)



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