Today, my 16 year-old daughter tried to convince me that tampons don't actually work, all because she can still pee with one in. FML
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On 07/11/2011 at 6:23pm - misc - by Username - United States (Washington)
Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML
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On 07/06/2011 at 7:38pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)
Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML
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On 07/06/2011 at 5:17am - health - by Fmylife (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my neighbor and I learned why fireworks are illegal in city limits. This lesson was learned shortly after a roman candle came crashing through my second story window. FML
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On 07/05/2011 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)
Today, at my job as a waitress, I patiently told an elderly customer that it wasn't OK to grab my butt. He started crying. I was fired for "being mean and unreasonable". FML
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On 07/04/2011 at 2:33pm - work - by buttstothat (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my girlfriend and I were walking around when she got lost in a crowd. And me, being a pig, playfully grabbed her butt. I realized it wasn't hers when the guy whose butt I'd grabbed by accident knocked me unconscious. FML
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On 07/02/2011 at 4:27am - misc - by camzzz - United States (Washington)
Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML
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On 06/30/2011 at 5:10pm - misc - by Nell (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my son is going through a rebellious phase. He's taken to wearing leather and chains, listening to death metal music all day in his room alone, and screaming at me in public places. He was fired from his part-time job for swearing at customers. My son is 29 years old. FML
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On 06/27/2011 at 2:26am - kids - by SheenaL (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML
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On 06/25/2011 at 7:29pm - misc - by pod (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I got officially uninvited to a party. This is the third one this month. FML
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On 06/19/2011 at 4:44am - misc - by loser (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, I left early from a trashy dance and bought a soda at a Shell station. The clerk asked me if I had been smoking weed. When I replied "No", he said "You mean you always look like that?" FML
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On 06/19/2011 at 2:38am - misc - by notastoner (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, my grandmother's graduation presents came for my sisters. Not only did she remember to send them cards, but money too. My graduation was a year ago, I received nothing, and last time she saw me, she didn't know my name. FML
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On 06/13/2011 at 9:14pm - misc - by UnlovedGrandchild (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, after a full shift at work, I got home to my boyfriend playing CoD, a full sink, crap all over the table, a full cat box, dirty bathroom, no laundry done and the kids at my parents' house. He yelled at me because the place was a mess. FML
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On 06/13/2011 at 3:04pm - animals - by rileynautumn - United States (Washington)
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