Today, a McDonald's employee had to correct my math after counting out $2.37 in change. I'm in AP Calculus and am currently learning how to find the derivative of an inverse of a logarithm. FML
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On 11/20/2009 at 2:26am - misc - by Links (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, I drove from Seattle, WA to Vancouver, BC for the Three Days Grace concert. I was so excited when I found the building. There was a big readerboard that flashed "THREE DAYS GRACE" and I cheered. Then it flashed "CANCELLED." FML
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On 11/18/2009 at 12:23am - misc - by illinformed (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I was looking at the annoucements in the newspaper and find out that my boyfriend of the past 6 years is supposed to be married in 2 days to what I thought was his ex-girlfriend. FML
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On 11/16/2009 at 11:01pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, after being turned away by nearly all the restaurants in the area, I tried applying at Burger King. They too turned me away. I have a Culinary School Degree. FML
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On 11/16/2009 at 4:54pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, my upstairs neighbor congratulated me on keeping him 'til dawn with my girlfriend and the chick in the apartment next to us. He doesn't know how I got them to agree to a threesome. Since I was at my folks all weekend, neither do I. FML
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On 11/13/2009 at 2:04am - intimacy - by butch - United States (Washington)
Today, I was informed by my boss that he has been stealing quarters out of my change bowl to pay for his bus rides. He makes six times the amount I make. FML
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On 11/12/2009 at 4:40pm - work - by JBK06262009 (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
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On 11/06/2009 at 1:06am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I suffered a mental breakdown. I told my roommates about it, and they decided to throw a very loud party while I was sobbing in my room, unable to sleep. My Xanax prescription ran out, I have no more sick days, and I have to wake up in two hours to work a ten hour day. FML
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On 11/06/2009 at 1:05am - health - by sadparty (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, at work I wrote up my boyfriend (whom I've been secretly dating, because I'm his supervisor) for being $40 short on his register. Our policy is to write up anyone short over $10. He got mad and told my boss we're dating, and I was instantly fired. Then I got dumped for being a "tattle-tale". FML
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On 11/05/2009 at 10:43pm - work - by supervisor (woman) - United States (Washington)
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On 11/05/2009 at 12:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML
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On 10/30/2009 at 5:24pm - love - by screwed (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, my son couldn't find all the parts to his Cub Scout uniform. I had a serious talk with him about being prepared, and how he would need to live with the consequences of not having the right outfit on. When we arrived at the meeting, everyone was in costumes because it's Halloween. I forgot. FML
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On 10/29/2009 at 3:20pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, my boyfriend and I realized that the vibrator we bought got sent to his parents house. He picked it up from them, brought it home, and we discovered that they had already opened the package. They even tried to hide the evidence by re-taping it. FML
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On 10/29/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by crazygirl (woman) - United States (Washington)
