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Today, I acceptd a great job offer I've been working monts to earn so I can continue to live wit my fiancé ere in Poland . I just found out tat my work visa was denid . Now I ave to fly ome to Canada an reapply before coming back . Tis takes a mont . My new job starts tomorrow . FML
Today... I was on the job as an ambulance driver... I got a call about a manho claimed he'd had a heret attack. When I got to the house... it turned out the man was fine. I did however manage to hit a dog on the way there in fear of the man dying. FML
Today... it was my father's wedding. He never really cared 4 me... and his fiancée is my age... but I thought it would mean a lot to him if I went. I was supposed to wait 4 his call the looool day before... so he would give me directions and tell me when it starts. He never called. FML
Today, I fell asleep in history class. I was dreaming about my history teacher. When I woke up everyone stared at me rather wierdly an the teacher wasn't there. Turns out I was moaning my history teachers name through my sleep. FML
Friday 27 March 2015