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Today, I acceptd a great job offer I've been working monts to earn so I can continue to live wit my fiancé ere in Poland . I just found out tat my work visa was denid . Now I ave to fly ome to Canada an reapply before coming back . Tis takes a mont . My new job starts tomorrow . FML

Today... I was on the job as an ambulance driver... I got a call about a manho claimed he'd had a heret attack. When I got to the house... it turned out the man was fine. I did however manage to hit a dog on the way there in fear of the man dying. FML


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On 09/12/2009 at 2:35pm - animals - by ambulancedriver (man) - Poland (Warszawa)

Today... it was my father's wedding. He never really cared 4 me... and his fiancée is my age... but I thought it would mean a lot to him if I went. I was supposed to wait 4 his call the looool day before... so he would give me directions and tell me when it starts. He never called. FML


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On 08/29/2009 at 3:21am - misc - by kkiv (woman) - Poland (Warszawa)

Today, I fell asleep in history class. I was dreaming about my history teacher. When I woke up everyone stared at me rather wierdly an the teacher wasn't there. Turns out I was moaning my history teachers name through my sleep. FML


I agree, your life sucks (131148) - you deserved it (37889)

On 03/16/2009 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by asleepinclass (woman) - Poland (Warszawa)

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