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FMLs submitted from Waikato

Today, my 7-year-old daughter came up to me in a noisy mall and said "boo-boo" pointing to her hand. Not paying enough attention, I kissed her hand to make her feel better. She grimaced and said "No dad, bird poo." FML

#18525865 (112)

I agree, your life sucks (18326) - you deserved it (8107)

On 12/16/2011 at 4:08am - kids - by Oily (man) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, my mother looked me dead in the face and said, "I have failed as a parent." FML

#18286632 (113)

I agree, your life sucks (10561) - you deserved it (1948)

On 11/19/2011 at 2:47am - love - by Yeoman (man) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, I went for a drive with my boyfriend and his dad. His dad was kind enough to point out at every opportunity girls "that would be better for him than me". FML

#14449483 (31)

I agree, your life sucks (19411) - you deserved it (1789)

On 01/03/2011 at 6:37am - love - by anon. (woman) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, my fiancée broke up with me because of an argument about a printer. FML

#12716438 (108)

I agree, your life sucks (23648) - you deserved it (4047)

On 08/24/2010 at 4:19am - love - by T.T (woman) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, I decided I had gathered enough solid evidence to justify dumping my cheating girlfriend. When I turned up, she broke up with me before I had a chance to confront her. Why? Apparently I have trust issues. FML

#2963101 (82)

I agree, your life sucks (27933) - you deserved it (5805)

On 06/17/2009 at 9:03am - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Waikato)