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Today, I learned that because of my new medication, I can either avoid getting malaria, or have a male yeast infection. I'm stuck in Africa for the next two months, and have to sit down to pee because I don't want to irritate my penis by touching it. FML

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On 08/10/2009 at 2:27am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Ghana (Volta)



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