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Today, a drunk girl asked me for directions to her hotel. I had just bought an empanada and was feeling good, so I agree to look up the address on my phone. Two minutes and a text charge later, I got the address. Out of inebriated glee, she hugged me and knocked the tasty empanada out of my hand. FML

#1108
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I agree, your life sucks (16475) - you deserved it (3740)

On 01/14/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Hungry - United States (Virginia)

Today, my portfolio manager called me and said he had invested all of my retirement in Circuit City. FML

#1021
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31483) - you deserved it (2596)

On 01/13/2009 at 5:06am - money - by Noname - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got drunk and hooked up with some random chick. Later, I found out she's Facebook friends with my girlfriend. They used to be best friends when the girl was a senior. Small world. FML

#970
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5537) - you deserved it (49191)

On 01/11/2009 at 2:13pm - love - by Noname - United States (Virginia)



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