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Today, I was doing a striptease for this guy over my webcam. I was shaking my ass while taking off my panties, but when they fell to my feet, I tripped over them and fell on my ass. FML

#2336
64 comments

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On 01/23/2009 at 11:52am - intimacy - by sadgirl - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to Target to buy some soap and this 65-70 year old woman next to me was asking a sales associate if they had any bubble bath mix. I suddenly pictured her naked, bathing herself and suddenly my dick just couldn't sit still. It's probably because I haven't had sex in over 22 months. FML

#2281
78 comments

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On 01/23/2009 at 3:36am - intimacy - by fecurtis - United States (Virginia)

Today, I thought it'd be cool and trendy to buy a Blackberry Storm. FML

#2165
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5501) - you deserved it (31083)

On 01/22/2009 at 9:38am - misc - by fecurtis - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

#1913
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23316) - you deserved it (3808)

On 01/20/2009 at 3:00pm - love - by pikachu - United States (Virginia)

Today, I fell asleep in English and drooled on my test. Evidently everyone noticed. FML

#1218
26 comments

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On 01/15/2009 at 10:05am - misc - by Erin - United States (Virginia)

Today, a drunk girl asked me for directions to her hotel. I had just bought an empanada and was feeling good, so I agree to look up the address on my phone. Two minutes and a text charge later, I got the address. Out of inebriated glee, she hugged me and knocked the tasty empanada out of my hand. FML

#1108
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16518) - you deserved it (3745)

On 01/14/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Hungry - United States (Virginia)

Today, my portfolio manager called me and said he had invested all of my retirement in Circuit City. FML

#1021
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31527) - you deserved it (2598)

On 01/13/2009 at 5:06am - money - by Noname - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got drunk and hooked up with some random chick. Later, I found out she's Facebook friends with my girlfriend. They used to be best friends when the girl was a senior. Small world. FML

#970
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5550) - you deserved it (49293)

On 01/11/2009 at 2:13pm - love - by Noname - United States (Virginia)



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