Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally used nail polish remover. FML
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On 02/07/2009 at 3:43pm - misc - by Snow (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, My roommate texted me and warned me to be careful on the stairs leading to our place because they were icy. I got the message. After I fell down an entire flight of stone stairs. FML
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On 02/06/2009 at 11:58pm - misc - by CBM2012 (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I got up the courage to go to my very first voice lesson. I thought I did alright, but at the end my teacher told me, "Now don't worry about grades in this class, I grade on effort, not on talent." FML
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On 02/06/2009 at 2:25pm - misc - by Lizz (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I sent my best friend Mike the link to a porn site we were talking about at a party. Turns out the name "Mom" is right next to "Mike" in my contacts list. FML
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On 02/05/2009 at 10:39am - intimacy - by menerethrr - United States (Virginia)
Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML
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On 02/05/2009 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Foxy (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I walked past a girl in the cafeteria and she threw up. Naturally, a crowd was drawn. Her friend asked her what was wrong. She pointed at me and said, "Get him away from me!" I had never met this girl. FML
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On 02/04/2009 at 11:51am - misc - by disgusting (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I went out on a date with a girl for the first time. I opened her car door for her and then slammed her leg in it upon closing. She will be in a cast for 6 weeks. FML
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On 02/02/2009 at 12:23pm - love - by JD (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 5:43am - misc - by leez - United States (Virginia)
Today, I got a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was "so do you want to keep the mullet?". What mullet?! FML
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On 01/30/2009 at 2:06pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Virginia)
Today, I interviewed for a call center job making $13/hr, the only job where they called back. I used to live in a doorman luxury apartment in Manhattan with a prime skyline view and clubhouse. That was last month. FML
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On 01/30/2009 at 11:19am - money - by Banker - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was in bed next to the boy I loved, he had just came and passed out immediately afterwards. I reached over to look at my phone but grabbed his instead and saw a text message from his ex-girlfriend that read "I love you too." FML
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On 01/28/2009 at 10:12am - intimacy - by splooge - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was doing a striptease for this guy over my webcam. I was shaking my ass while taking off my panties, but when they fell to my feet, I tripped over them and fell on my ass. FML
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On 01/23/2009 at 11:52am - intimacy - by sadgirl - United States (Virginia)
Today, I went to Target to buy some soap and this 65-70 year old woman next to me was asking a sales associate if they had any bubble bath mix. I suddenly pictured her naked, bathing herself and suddenly my dick just couldn't sit still. It's probably because I haven't had sex in over 22 months. FML
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On 01/23/2009 at 3:36am - intimacy - by fecurtis - United States (Virginia)
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