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Today, I went to the bookstore. While I was in line, I heard everyone talking about how a book cart had gotten loose and rolled down the parking lot into a car, smashing the front. It was my car. FML

#12870608
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26621) - you deserved it (1989)

On 09/02/2010 at 2:10pm - misc - by whatthewoah (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I heard two of my students having a conversation. One asked what state Arizona was in, and the other replied Canada. I teach sixth grade social studies and they weren't joking. FML

#12837057
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32295) - you deserved it (7755)

On 08/31/2010 at 10:50am - kids - by teacher (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I came home to a dead fish duct-taped to the wall of my dorm room. I can't reach it. FML

#12566146
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32327) - you deserved it (3633)

On 08/16/2010 at 7:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had to explain to my doctor and parents that I dislocated my shoulder while masturbating. FML

#12316575
244 comments

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On 08/04/2010 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by kinky - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML

#12224799
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38724) - you deserved it (3285)

On 07/31/2010 at 11:03am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I tell him I just got my period, he impatiently says "Is it over yet?" FML

#11977098
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40681) - you deserved it (5806)

On 07/19/2010 at 2:38am - intimacy - by MandMandM (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I woke up to a pain on my eyelid. I stumbled into the bathroom to find a huge tick attached to the edge of my eyelid. My dad used tweezers to pull it off, only the head stuck. I had to go to the doctor and sit there for 15 minutes so she could pull the rest out. FML

#11821332
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39902) - you deserved it (2991)

On 07/12/2010 at 12:31am - health - by Sarah220 - United States (Virginia)

Today, my hot co-worker had to use my computer, so he called me while I was at lunch for my login password. It was his name. FML

#11515790
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21754) - you deserved it (45840)

On 06/28/2010 at 9:28am - work - by ladyhavery - United States (Virginia)

Today, a close friend pointed out to me how ironic it is that I make the Sim version of myself work out to lose weight, while I sit on my fat ass playing video games. FML

#11318182
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9453) - you deserved it (48704)

On 06/19/2010 at 8:40pm - health - by Grace (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my husband and I had sex for the first time because we pledged we wouldn't have sex until we were married. He's terrible. FML

#10894032
349 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28311) - you deserved it (66190)

On 05/31/2010 at 9:35pm - intimacy - by anonomus - United States (Virginia)

Today, I discovered that I'm allergic to band-aids. I now have a band-aid shaped rash around a tiny cut on my leg. Oh the irony. FML

#10884107
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25408) - you deserved it (3596)

On 05/31/2010 at 11:43am - health - by twnty1 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was dirty texting my boyfriend since we couldn't see each other this weekend. We were getting really into it when he said, "If only you were this good in real life." FML

#10870072
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37195) - you deserved it (10495)

On 05/30/2010 at 8:19pm - intimacy - by lonelyandbored - United States (Virginia)



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