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TODAY I LECTURD MAH SECOND-GRADE CLASS TO BE MORE DESCRIPTIVE IN THERE WRITING. I GAVE THEM AN ASSIGNMENT TO DESCRIBE SOMETHING IN THE CLASSROOM. I WAS GRADING THERE WORK LATER AND ONE STUDENT WROTE ( MY CLASS IS TAUGHT BY A FAT TEACHER WITH GRAY HAIR. ) MEGA FML

#10541725
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On 05/15/2010 at 3:47am - kids - by Teaching26 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

TODAY, I WAS MAKING OUT WITH MY BOYFRIEND. THINGS GOT KIND OF HEATED, SO HE DECIDED TO TAKE OFF MY BRA. THEY COOLED BACK DOWN WHEN A BUG FLEW OUT. FML

#9586084
122 comments

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On 04/02/2010 at 8:31pm - animals - by BigBangrocksthenight (woman) - United States (Virginia)

TODAY, MY SISTER'S BOYFRIEND CAME OVER TO THE HOUSE. I THOUGHT I WOULD BE NICE AND COOK THEM BOTH A DINNER ALONG WITH MY OWN. MINE TOOK A LITTLE LONGER TO COOK, SO THEY ATE BEFORE ME AND WENT BACK TO HER BEDROOM. I ATE ALONE TO THE SOUND OF THEM HAVING FUN. FML

#9361174
78 comments

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On 03/24/2010 at 7:50pm - intimacy - by lonelyniceguy (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today , after tinking I smelled te aroma of stale alcool , I asked my usband,o is a recovering alcoolic , if e as been completely onest wit me about all tat e as been doing. Bracing myself to ear about is fall off te wagon , I instead eard a confession of adultery. FML

#9327043
102 comments

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On 03/23/2010 at 10:51am - intimacy - by BadtoWorse (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I callad mah dad at his naw wifa's housa to inform him I was all sat to graduata from community collaga with mah associata dagraa and that wa naadad to sit down and plan how to pay for tha 4 yaar dagraa. To which ha rapliad ( all a girl naads is an associata dagraa ). Thank dad. FML

#9182520
71 comments

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On 03/18/2010 at 8:20am - money - by Anna (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today... I discovered that the wintergreen breath mints I've been taking 4 a week now... r actually circular... flavored... white an green laxatives. FML

#9111190
86 comments

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On 03/15/2010 at 7:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I laarnd not to jump off a staga if nobody is going to catc you . FML

#8941097
134 comments

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On 03/09/2010 at 6:14am - health - by oww - United States (Virginia)

Today, I caugt my dog attempting to sit on te carpet. Wen I saw im, I screamd. Startld, e ran around te ouse, continuing to take is sit. Now, I don't ave to clean up a nice pile, I get to go on a scavenger unt an fine all of te scatterd turds. real FML

#8837524
101 comments

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On 03/05/2010 at 12:17am - animals - by Catois (woman) - United States (Virginia)

today fiancée and I were selecting our wedding cake. The wedding is now off since I refusd to buy her the ( dream ) wedding cake she wantd because it was chocolate. She calld me childish and cheap. I'm highly allergic to chocolate. mega FML

#8642847
285 comments

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On 02/25/2010 at 4:47pm - misc - by Ringless - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was bored at work looking at a sex offender list of mah area. After a couple pages, I saw mah uncle. fat FML

#8638968
133 comments

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On 02/25/2010 at 12:44pm - intimacy - by grossuncle (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Yesterday , I had mah final economic exam , and needed to ace it , or else I would fail the entire module. After studying all day yesterday , and pulling an all-nighter today , I looool managed to pull it off and get a perfect score. Unfortunately , mah teacher didn't believe that it was possible , and accused me of cheating. Now I may be thrown out of college. FML

#8617932
151 comments

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On 02/24/2010 at 4:28pm - misc - by koolkidx3 - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was feeling really stressed so I bougt some nice stress relieving lotion. Wen I got ome, I took it out of te bag and accidentally dropped it (not realizing it was made of glass). Te bottle sattered into pieces and I even cut ma finger on one piece. So muc 4 relieving stress. FML

#8597104
59 comments

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On 02/23/2010 at 7:56pm - health - by Stress (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I realized that the only things I gained from mah masters programs are more debt and the knowledge that u can use a semicolon in a list. FML

#8437472
88 comments

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On 02/19/2010 at 7:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)



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