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Today, I was having a driving lesson. I ended up driving so badly that my instructor asked me to stop the car. Not so he could explain my mistakes to me, but so he could get out and vomit. FML

#16951238
105 comments

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On 07/02/2011 at 5:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML

#16934037
203 comments

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On 07/01/2011 at 9:05am - animals - by Username - United States (Virginia)

Today, my mother won't give me any painkillers for my migraine. She believes that "When medicine goes into your stomach, the acids stop the medicine from working" and that "It's all in people's heads when medicine works". FML

#16847494
172 comments

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On 06/25/2011 at 8:58am - health - by Live02Dance - United States (Virginia)

Today, I discovered that even though I now have a key to get into the office, I don't know the code to shut off the alarm system. I showed up early. FML

#16817189
45 comments

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On 06/23/2011 at 2:13pm - work - by hatemyjob (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML

#16713536
87 comments

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On 06/17/2011 at 3:15pm - misc - by NoRunning - United States (Virginia)

Today, I asked to change my major at the college I'm transferring to in the fall. Instead of letting me change my major, they withdrew my acceptance. FML

#16486485
70 comments

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On 06/03/2011 at 5:34pm - misc - by transfer (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was working at a retirement center, when an old woman came to me and asked if I would like her old clothes. I politely said, "I'm sorry, but I'm a guy." She then said, "You could have just said no, instead of rudely lying to me." FML

#16380790
66 comments

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On 05/28/2011 at 12:09am - misc - by Imaman - United States (Virginia)

Today, I confided to my dad that since the recent breakup with my boyfriend of 3 months, I feel down all the time and life doesn't feel worth living anymore. His loving advice was for me to "grow the fuck up and get your sentimental head out of la-la land." FML

#16092460
523 comments

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On 05/08/2011 at 3:21pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML

#16068668
115 comments

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On 05/06/2011 at 3:27pm - love - by msjustine (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, while trying on clothes in Macy's, someone decided to throw some shoes over the wall and into my changing stall. I now have a black eye. FML

#15894245
92 comments

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On 04/23/2011 at 2:12am - health - by rhartnett11 - United States (Virginia)

Today, as I was out walking, one homeless man sitting with two others asked me for something to eat. Trying to do a good deed, I bought the three men a bag of apples. They then fought viciously over them before the first man chased me for handing them to "the wrong one." FML

#15846302
93 comments

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On 04/19/2011 at 11:37am - misc - by oops (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML

#15748072
103 comments

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On 04/11/2011 at 11:07pm - health - by ILiveWithMorons (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I discovered that an unmentioned side effect of my new medication is body zits. I now have zits on my neck, my ear, and inside my nose. FML

#15666194
153 comments

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On 04/06/2011 at 3:31pm - health - by ewwww (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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