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FMLs submitted from Virginia

Today, some jackass decided that using the back of my car to slow down was easier than using his brakes. FML

#21524385
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16928) - you deserved it (1120)

On 02/09/2016 at 11:54am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I tried to be sexy by pulling down my girlfriend's panties with my teeth. I didn't expect to be faced with the mother of all shit stains and start gagging so bad I nearly puked. FML

#21522398
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25561) - you deserved it (3635)

On 02/03/2016 at 10:40am - intimacy - by :x (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was locked out of my house. With no other available option, I decided to try and ninja my way through a window. However, as it turns out, I would make a terrible ninja. I now have a sprained ankle and a broken window. FML

#21519916
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15792) - you deserved it (4789)

On 01/27/2016 at 12:20am - misc - by valene5687 - United States (Virginia)

Today, I learned the hard way what the inside of my toe looks like. FML

Today, after months of all my friends telling me that the guy whom I was in love with most definitely held feelings for me, I was finally convinced by their words, and with confidence I went and confessed my feelings to him. I was rejected. FML

#21519527
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19634) - you deserved it (1739)

On 01/25/2016 at 11:54pm - love - by UniGrad2019 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was shovelling snow out of my driveway and broke my shovel. So I tried cleaning the driveway with a garbage lid. That broke too. Now I'm out snow shovel, AND a garbage lid. FML

#21518975
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17455) - you deserved it (4473)

On 01/24/2016 at 5:21pm - misc - by Snowman (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, at college, I asked the girl who usually sits next to me if she wanted to team up on our latest assignment. She gave me a disgusted look, said "Um, I'm MARRIED. Creep." and walked away. Seriously, what the fuck? FML

#21515729
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22723) - you deserved it (1311)

On 01/15/2016 at 10:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my fiance's mother gave me a beautiful cross necklace to wear for my wedding. I'm Jewish. FML

#21514832
7 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20244) - you deserved it (2266)

On 01/13/2016 at 6:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, while I was walking across a bridge, a prepubescent middle schooler grabbed my phone from my hand and threw it into the water. His friend filmed it, high-fived him, and they both ran off. I got that phone less than a week ago. FML

#21514472
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22887) - you deserved it (1528)

On 01/12/2016 at 8:18pm - misc - by ripmyphone - United States (Virginia)

Today, I finished reading a manga series on a website I go on all the time. As I read the last page I got a huge celebratory message from the website saying I was the first one to read every manga on their site. The website opened in 2011 and has over 30,000 manga. My God, I need a social life. FML

#21514123
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21536) - you deserved it (6198)

On 01/11/2016 at 9:47pm - misc - by Lesser spotted female gaming nerd (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, after driving for four hours to visit my best friend for the New Years break, she still hasn't finished up her skype conversation and left her room to greet me. She knows I'm here. I've spent the last hours watching youtube videos with her cat. FML

#21510596
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20505) - you deserved it (1653)

On 01/02/2016 at 11:57am - misc - by Anonameow (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I walked in on the 13 year-old boy I babysit masturbating while sniffing my jacket. FML

#21506706
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24551) - you deserved it (2080)

On 12/22/2015 at 10:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was trying to get a piece of apple that was stuck in between my teeth. A chunk of my tooth came out instead. FML



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