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Today, my dad found the Father's Day present that I spent at least ten hours preparing and decorating. I'd expected him to be extremely happy about this lovely gift. His only reaction was to ask if he could exchange it for something else. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38923) - you deserved it (2916)

On 06/02/2013 at 3:45pm - kids - by I keep failing it all (woman) - Lithuania (Vilniaus Apskritis)

Today, I learnt that nail polish remover is, in fact, VERY flammable. And I learnt it the hard way. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4853) - you deserved it (29732)

On 02/09/2009 at 4:21am - misc - by adrenochrome (woman) - Lithuania (Vilniaus Apskritis)



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