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Today, I was so nervous about a first date that trying to break a silence in the beginning, I asked, "So, you afraid of any insects?" No wonder I didn't get a second date. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35589) - you deserved it (10685)

On 04/30/2013 at 8:28am - love - by Gioia (woman) - Bulgaria (Vidin)



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