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Today, I found a wallet on te train . I called te owner, wo said e would come around and pick it up . Wen e finally did, e looked inside and screamed tat is money was missing, and tat I was a drty tief . I never took a cent . He's filing teft carges against me . FML

#4331157
134 comments

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On 08/06/2009 at 9:14am - misc - by Shopgirl (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I Had To Call Poison Control Because Mah Idiot Son Swallowd A Bunch Of Baking Soda To ( Make A Volcano In His Tummy. ) FML

#4326730
324 comments

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On 08/06/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I woke up and calld mah boyfriend. We had amazing phone sex, even better because no one was home and we didn't have to be quiet. Afterwards, I walk out into the kitchen. My mum hadn't gone to work that morning. FML

#4226426
101 comments

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On 08/02/2009 at 7:33am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting a bit steamy. After a few minutes, he jumps up and runs over to the closet and puts on a long brown jacket putting the hood over to his eyes. He looks me in the eyes and says 'I am Obi Wan Kenobi and I'm going to slay you with my light saber'. FML

#4223881
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50573) - you deserved it (9560)

On 08/02/2009 at 3:17am - misc - by dam01 (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I decided I was going to dump mah needy grlfriend. looool I was about to break the newshen she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heret spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML

#4074077
246 comments

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On 07/27/2009 at 4:12am - love - by DAMMit (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went to the dentist to have two cavities filled. I hate the dentist. After he'd started drilling, I hered a ( clunk ) noise followed by an ( Oops. ) My dentist had cut mah tooth in half. Now I have to go to surgery to have the tooth extracted. FML

#4020266
117 comments

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On 07/25/2009 at 12:21am - health - by Toothy. (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I came home to fine my dad crying. Turns out my parents r getting divorced because my mom had an affair. With a teacher at my school. A female teacher. And the school isn't going to fire her because she's a good teacher. Every day at school I'm going to have to see her. FML

#3949695
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72745) - you deserved it (3513)

On 07/22/2009 at 6:43am - love - by mylifereallyISeffed (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today I met with an important client to talk about his stake in the company. The guy was at least 80 years old. After taking care of business we spoke about my final year at the company. As he got up to leave he said "Good luck in your final year". Without thinking I replied "You too". FML

#3899381
65 comments

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On 07/20/2009 at 3:13am - work - by moutz (man) - Australia (Victoria)

TODAY , WHILA WORKING AT MCDONALD'S A CAR FULL OF OBNOXIOUS TAANS CAMA THROUGH!! THAY HAD MADA A $30 ORDAR , AND HANDAD MA A TIN OF SMALL CHANGA , CLAIMING THAT ON A MCDONALD'S AD THAY SAW THAT WA , AMPLOYAAS , LIKAD COUNTING CHANGA!! I HAD TO COUNT OUT $30 IN SPARA CHANGA DURING A RUSH PARIOD AT WORK!! FML

#3659409
168 comments

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On 07/11/2009 at 2:28am - work - by Meow (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today... mah girlfriend left me. The reason? She's actually a lesbian. She has been using our relationship to piss off her conservative parents. We've been together 4 over a year... and I've been in love with her 4 over five. FML

#3437520
227 comments

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On 07/02/2009 at 9:33pm - love - by heart-broken (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I plannd a romantic dinner with rose petals, thehole lot, fir ex-grlfriend to win her back. When I took her to house I told her to guesshat I had plannd, tohich she replid "I hope it's not a stupid romantic dinner with rose petals and shit." FML

#3331987
127 comments

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On 06/29/2009 at 2:31am - love - by ipopnlok (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I ran into an old student of mine at the grocery store. She didn't recognize me at first so I introducd myself as her old teacher. She lookd taken aback fir a moment, an then said, "Oh my God... you're still alive?" fat FML

#3141332
76 comments

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On 06/23/2009 at 7:31am - misc - by feelinblue (man) - Australia (Victoria)

yesterday I ad a job interview but couldn't fine ma car keys. I ad sereced te entre apartment an ad missed te interview. Turns out tey were in ma pocket te entre time. FML

#2989467
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14276) - you deserved it (49198)

On 06/18/2009 at 6:37am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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