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Today, my mum got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

#7608108
132 comments

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On 01/27/2010 at 5:20am - misc - by Sundendako (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and after 10 seconds he gave up and said "This is more tiring than I expected". FML

#7518745
83 comments

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On 01/23/2010 at 11:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have a little "fun" in our secluded backyard. It was only after we had finished that we noticed the three little girls, who live next door, jumping up and down on their trampoline, with their mouths wide open. FML

Today, I was on a job trial at the local pet shop and, naturally, was doing all the disgusting jobs. As I was cleaning the kittens' litter in the cat enclosure, someone thought it would be funny to lock me in there. I sat in a giant cage in the middle of the store with people laughing at me. FML

#7373793
54 comments

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On 01/16/2010 at 4:10am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my girlfriend asked me "is it in yet?" FML

#7335788
149 comments

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On 01/14/2010 at 9:06am - intimacy - by anun (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my friends thought it would be funny to try and break a watermelon on my head while I was asleep on the couch. FML

#7334131
101 comments

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On 01/14/2010 at 3:46am - misc - by melonhead (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML

#7231938
43 comments

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On 01/09/2010 at 5:12am - misc - by Face (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

 Today, while I was trying to get to sleep, I heard a strange noise coming from the bunk bed above mine. I looked up to see what it was and my cat vomited over the edge, onto my face. FML

#7078768
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26327) - you deserved it (2929)

On 01/01/2010 at 8:03am - animals - by grosssss (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, after buying over $300 worth of food and alcohol, I found out all my friends aren't coming to my New Years party but headed to the BIG party at the local club. The one which I sold my ticket to after my friends convinced me to throw a party instead. FML

#7041342
58 comments

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On 12/30/2009 at 7:28pm - misc - by 20 (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had two surprises for my boyfriend who was at work. One was a dessert and the other was sexy lingerie. He chose the dessert. Then told me I was an idiot. FML

#6951563
46 comments

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On 12/26/2009 at 2:22am - intimacy - by boyfriendisatoss (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went home, where I live alone, from my dorm room at my university. The only Christmas cards I had received were addressed to the person that lived there before me. FML

#6916745
39 comments

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On 12/24/2009 at 3:18am - misc - by LonelySanta (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was talking to my girlfriend on Facebook. She's in the forces, and it was her birthday. I asked her if she liked the flowers I sent her. She thanked me, then asked if she could remove our relationship status. When I asked why, she said, "It's not like we're really going out anymore." FML

#6677615
86 comments

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On 12/09/2009 at 7:31am - love - by im_not_me (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got fired. By my father. He wants me to drive him to work tomorrow. FML

#6517705
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30322) - you deserved it (3082)

On 11/29/2009 at 6:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)



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