Today, while on my graveyard shift at an inner-city backpackers lodge, a drunk pissed in a dorm at 4am. I had to clean up after him, wash all the luggage that got dowsed, clean up 2 separate piles of puke, and help 3 drunken Brits back to their room while they abused me. I have a science degree. FML
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On 02/20/2010 at 2:29am - work - by underachiever (man) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I was in a public restroom when someone took the toilet next to mine. Moments later, a used tampon rolls into my cubicle followed by an "Oops!" A creeping hand then promptly reached under to retrieve it. Both her hand and the tampon touched my bare toes. FML
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On 02/19/2010 at 9:21pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
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On 02/19/2010 at 2:38am - animals - by somuchforthat (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I lost my virginity to an ultrasound probe. FML
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On 02/19/2010 at 1:30am - intimacy - by kaitlin - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I went in to my local cafe for my morning coffee. I was chatting to the barista as she was making it, and I mentioned that I was starting a new diet. She goes, "Oh that's great! I've been sneaking skimmed milk in your coffee for years, I didn't want to say anything..." FML
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On 02/17/2010 at 9:47pm - health - by Skimilk (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yells at the top of her voice 'stop following me you freak'. I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML
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On 02/16/2010 at 3:18am - misc - by Timv86 (man) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, when setting up for a rehearsal, my eldest teacher was standing next to me. My music teacher announces that it will be a tight fit and hard for everyone to fit in the area. The old teacher next to me leans over and whispers, "I'd like to fit in your tight area." FML
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On 02/12/2010 at 12:13am - intimacy - by pinky (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I was on the phone to my boyfriend in England. I live in Australia. What did he talk about for 15 minutes straight? Mafia Wars on Facebook and how far he had got. FML
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On 02/04/2010 at 8:35pm - love - by MafiaWarsWidow (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my mum got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
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On 01/27/2010 at 5:20am - misc - by Sundendako (man) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and after 10 seconds he gave up and said "This is more tiring than I expected". FML
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On 01/23/2010 at 11:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have a little "fun" in our secluded backyard. It was only after we had finished that we noticed the three little girls, who live next door, jumping up and down on their trampoline, with their mouths wide open. FML
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On 01/20/2010 at 7:09am - intimacy - by Tattooed_Blonde - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I was on a job trial at the local pet shop and, naturally, was doing all the disgusting jobs. As I was cleaning the kittens' litter in the cat enclosure, someone thought it would be funny to lock me in there. I sat in a giant cage in the middle of the store with people laughing at me. FML
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On 01/16/2010 at 4:10am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my girlfriend asked me "is it in yet?" FML
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On 01/14/2010 at 9:06am - intimacy - by anun (man) - Australia (Victoria)
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