Today, after spending a great evening with the guy I really like, he dropped me off outside my house. When he pulled into my driveway, his lights shone onto my drunken mum taking the garbage out in nothing but her black panties. FML
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On 07/03/2010 at 2:57pm - misc - by Emily - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I went out with my boyfriend and thought I'd wear two bras under my singlet-top to make my chest look bigger. Upon leaving Target, one of the security guards noticed the extra straps and accused me of shoplifting. I had to spend the next 20 minutes explaining the situation to security. FML
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On 07/03/2010 at 3:14am - misc - by embarrassed (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I tested the new taps in the shower, with my head. Yep, they're strong enough. FML
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On 05/28/2010 at 9:18am - misc - by gahdamnit - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I have both a cold and a period. Tomorrow, I will have a cold, my period and my wisdom teeth taken out. FML
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On 05/23/2010 at 8:22pm - misc - by Unlucky (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I had to explain to my dad why it is important for him to clear the browsing history after watching sexual explicit material on the family computer. FML
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On 03/20/2010 at 4:38am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my dad asked me if I could convince my mother to get a Brazillian wax. If that's not bad enough, my mother heard and yelled from the other room, "I like my furball." FML
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On 03/13/2010 at 5:35am - intimacy - by Grossed Out - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I had to explain to my sister why it's unhygienic, socially unacceptable and downright inappropriate to apply Thrush ointment in the lounge room. I realised I wasn't getting through to her when she called me ''Uptight,'' ''Victorian" and ''prudish'' to name a few. FML
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On 03/12/2010 at 3:26am - intimacy - by 1378 (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly pulls away, and goes, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' then continues kissing me. FML
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On 03/09/2010 at 1:43am - love - by anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I found out my brother blew chunks into the inside of my jeans. How did I find this out? I put them on. FML
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On 03/04/2010 at 6:24am - misc - by AZN656 - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride in a paddle-boat. He decided it would be fun to paddle near the fountain. The fountain decided it would be fun to shower me, him and all of our things in filthy, stinking duck water. I had to ride the bus home by myself. FML
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On 03/01/2010 at 1:43am - love - by duckwater (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I went to a family funeral. Talking to my grandfather, trying the make chitchat, he says "You're gaining weight, aren't you?" FML
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On 02/27/2010 at 5:15am - misc - by livvlynette (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I witnessed my roommate pop a blister with a skewer and casually place it back in the kitchen drawer, before wiping what seeped out with the teatowel. FML
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On 02/22/2010 at 5:13am - misc - by OMFG (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I took the train to work. There was an older man standing behind me. Everytime I tried to edge away from him, he edged closer. Everytime the train rocked even slightly, his crotch made contact with my behind. It was an extremely bumpy train ride. I could also tell when he became hard. FML
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On 02/20/2010 at 5:54am - intimacy - by trainhump (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
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