Today, while my mom was out, my family agreed upon the assumption that she has a "shopping problem." I argued against it for quite a while, until she pulled up minutes later with a what seemed like a life-time supply of canned condensed milk. FML
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On 09/12/2010 at 7:34am - money - by concernedson - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my dad and his girlfriend left for a 10-day vacation. They booked an expensive beach-house. I'm an A grade student and just last month, he stopped paying my school fees because he 'couldn't afford it.' Oh, and he's making me feed the dog while he's away. FML
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On 09/08/2010 at 3:35am - money - by schoolkiddo (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, after having a fight with my boyfriend, we had what I thought to be the best make-up sex, because he seemed so happy and upbeat. Turns out he misunderstood. He was happy because he thought it was break-up sex. FML
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On 09/05/2010 at 6:56am - intimacy - by misunderstood - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I found out that one of my best mates had his backpack, clothes, and everything else in it stolen at an airport overseas. I was feeling sorry for him all day. It took me 9 hours to remember that I actually loaned him my backpack for his trip. FML
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On 09/02/2010 at 8:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I found out that whenever my best friend used to say she wanted to do my dad, she wasn't kidding. She accomplished her mission in my bed after school. FML
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On 09/01/2010 at 7:10am - intimacy - by fmlskank93 - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I went to the blood bank to donate plasma. All went well until the machine went to return my red blood cells. It turns out the nurse sliced my vein and the blood built up in my tissues. I now have a massive swollen arm and bruising, and look like a junkie. FML
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On 09/01/2010 at 7:08am - misc - by blinkanimgone - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I Googled my father, who I haven't seen in 3 years. The first website link was his obituary. When I confronted my mom about it, she said, "Oh, didn't I tell you?" and walked off. FML
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On 08/31/2010 at 3:54am - misc - by missyoudad. (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me because of 'creative differences', as she put it. The real reason is that we couldn't decide which cupboard the plates should have gone in. FML
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On 08/29/2010 at 12:21am - love - by nottelling7012 (man) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML
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On 08/23/2010 at 7:40am - love - by Sara1990 (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I got wii fit, wii Mario kart and wii Mario galaxy for my birthday, I don't have a wii. FML
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On 08/19/2010 at 8:02am - misc - by ktin - Australia (Victoria)
Today, because the two other managers decided to go on a spa day together, I had to stay at work despite the fact I spent most of the day throwing up in the bathroom. They called me to say what a good day they had. FML
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On 08/11/2010 at 8:01am - work - by stuck (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I had to go to counselling as my mother thinks I have an eating disorder. All because I didn't want to eat the crap supermarket lasagna she bought for $2. FML
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On 07/28/2010 at 9:24pm - health - by dimtsis (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my new coworker told me he expects me to call him King Kong and bow down to him whenever he walks past. FML
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On 07/24/2010 at 3:44am - misc - by earths_venus - Australia (Victoria)
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