Today, I was finally discharged from hospital after being in there for one month, I arrive home to find a letter from a debt collection agency for my unpaid car insurance premium, and another letter from my car insurer to say that they aren't covering my accident due to non payment of premium. FML
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On 11/17/2009 at 6:48am - misc - by Chriso (man) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, a neighbour called to say my water tank burst. A colleague followed me home to help, took off his shirt so it wouldn't get wet and climbed through my window to get to the roof. My boyfriend unexpectedly came home as we were emerging from the bedroom. My colleague was still buttoning his shirt up. FML
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On 11/15/2009 at 3:42am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I sent a get well card to my friend. it wasn't until after I got home from posting it did I realise that the stamps I put on the envelope had the phrase "Let's Get Active" on them with drawings of people playing sports. My friend is in a wheelchair. FML
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On 11/14/2009 at 5:26pm - health - by Insensitive (man) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
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On 11/12/2009 at 6:17am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I found out my boyfriend was crushing on his best friend. When I found out I asked him about it. He replied. "Don't worry babe, she is perfect and way too good for me". FML
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On 11/12/2009 at 12:09am - love - by Kittykatkrunch (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I was saying goodbye to my boyfriend before I got on my bus, as I turned to get on my bus, the bus door closed on my face, I knocked on the door, the bus driver looked at me, and while still staring at me, drove off. FML
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On 11/09/2009 at 9:20pm - misc - by Tee (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a really romantic dinner. Later, I lost my virginity. The chicken was better than he was. FML
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On 11/07/2009 at 3:47am - intimacy - by forewhatnow (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I've had no sleep. Why? Because my housemate has a new girlfriend and the walls are too thin. After round three of them shagging, I was exhausted from holding my breath each time the new girlfriend screamed. I also realised that was the closest I'd been to sex in months. FML
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On 11/05/2009 at 5:25am - intimacy - by Cate (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I found out that the new receptionist earns more than I do. I'm an undergraduate accountant and I've been working there for 2 years. Oh and I started out as the receptionist before I got a "promotion". FML
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On 11/05/2009 at 4:44am - work - by hatemyjob - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I decided to dress up sexy for my boyfriend. I put on cute undies and a corset because they made the most of my assets. The first thing my boyfriend said was 'the colours don't match'. FML
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On 11/04/2009 at 8:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I was driving my child to school when the car let out a huge bang. It shuddered to a halt. My son started laughing. I asked him what was funny but he wouldn't tell me. The car wouldn't start. I called RACV and they told me the problem. My son had rolled 9 golf balls into the exhaust pipe. FML
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On 11/01/2009 at 1:44am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I won a raffle organised by a friend. I discovered one of the "prizes" was actually a present that I had given to her, that she had "loved". When I asked her where she had gotten it, she said, "Oh, just some crap someone gave me once." She didn't even remember that I had given it to her. FML
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On 10/28/2009 at 7:00am - misc - by Rhea (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my parents had a fight, which is a pretty normal occurence at our house. But today, they fought over an orange. Dad is now sitting in his bedroom with the aforementioned orange. FML
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On 10/26/2009 at 6:15am - misc - by Roida (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
