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FMLs submitted from Victoria

Today, I found out that when buying my $500 dollar dress I put my address as Austria instead of Australia. FML

#21384499
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On 03/30/2015 at 11:27pm - money - by post it - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper, the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML

#21383475
52 comments

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On 03/29/2015 at 8:49am - misc - by ToiletRoll - Australia (Victoria)

Today, it was my first day working as a pharmacist. I quickly discovered that customers not only think that it makes me qualified to offer free medical advice, but they also have no qualms about showing me their various lumps, bumps, and vaginal leakages. FML

#21377662
115 comments

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On 03/19/2015 at 9:19am - work - by MyPoorEyes (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I baked a cake for when my mum came home. I did everything I needed to do and put it in the oven, set the timer and went to do some things around the house. When my mum came home, she asked why there was a uncooked cake mix sitting in the oven. I forgot to turn the oven on. FML

#21376702
53 comments

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On 03/17/2015 at 10:12pm - misc - by non-baker - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my mother worked out that my boyfriend and I are having sex. Instead of confronting me about it, she now just sits and stares at me judgmentally whenever I'm in the same room as her, making me feel incredibly uncomfortable. FML

#21376248
79 comments

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On 03/17/2015 at 8:00am - intimacy - by distressed (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I told my Dad I was an alcoholic and had decided to seek help. His reply, "Don't stop drinking, you are the life of the party, funny and beautiful when you drink." FML

#21371044
75 comments

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On 03/09/2015 at 8:15am - health - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went to a thrift store and found heaps of clothes that I loved that fit me perfectly. Then I found a special distinctive dress. My dress. My dad had thrown away heaps of my clothes and I had to buy them all back. FML

#21355097
84 comments

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On 02/12/2015 at 11:59pm - money - by NotMacklemore - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boss brought his cat to the office. Despite our no pet policy, I still managed to get the blame when the crazy animal scratched 3 colleagues and peed on the floor after my boss left for bathroom. Apparently I was supposed to be "looking after it". FML

#21350702
44 comments

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On 02/06/2015 at 12:16am - animals - by anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, a council worker showed up on my doorstep for the final pool installation inspection, which was scheduled 10 years ago. FML

#21336247
55 comments

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On 01/13/2015 at 3:28am - misc - by livingstonjamie - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my vegetarian girlfriend put some ghost pepper hot sauce on my steak to teach me a "lesson" about eating meat. FML

#21330517
254 comments

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On 01/04/2015 at 5:27am - love - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I noticed that even though I got all my Christmas shopping done a month earlier than usual, I forgot to put anything in the mail. FML

#21321340
36 comments

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On 12/21/2014 at 3:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my vegan girlfriend openly admitted that she'd let me die if she had to choose between saving my life or an animal's. She actually seemed confused as to why that upset me. FML

#21316969
104 comments

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On 12/13/2014 at 8:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had to babysit my 7-year-old niece while my brother bought Christmas presents. After he left, she walked up to me and said in a very dark voice, "I'm gonna make you hate children!" Now my apartment looks like a bomb site. FML

#21316125
59 comments

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On 12/12/2014 at 10:15am - kids - by Che_likes_you - Australia (Victoria)



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