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Today, after 2 months of my new neighbours' kids throwing rocks at our cars, constantly swearing at us, bullying my siblings in and out of school, and vandalising our property, their mother has convinced the landlord that we're the ones out of control. FML

#20620825
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I agree, your life sucks (49212) - you deserved it (2558)

On 04/25/2013 at 1:56pm - misc - by neighbour hell - Norway (Vest-Agder)

Today, I discovered that my wife isn't cheating on me after all, as I'd feared. We just don't have sex any more. FML

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99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31452) - you deserved it (6829)

On 01/28/2011 at 8:50pm - intimacy - by ohyey (man) - Norway (Vest-Agder)



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