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Today, I cancelled out of a video chat with my boyfriend to go take a dump. I took my computer with me to look at Facebook. It took three minutes for me to realize I was still on video chat. FML

#43092
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I agree, your life sucks (12301) - you deserved it (46116)

On 02/14/2009 at 6:05pm - misc - by videochat (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML

#36182
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I agree, your life sucks (40604) - you deserved it (6815)

On 02/13/2009 at 9:45am - misc - by veggiegal (woman) - United States (Vermont)



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