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Today, I got on an elevator with a woman and her child. I was the first one on. When she stepped on, the capacity alarm went off. As she left she told her daughter that's why fat people shouldn't be allowed in public. I'm 145 lbs. She was twice my size. I got called fat by a hippopotamus. FML

#721846
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (173219) - you deserved it (11608)

On 03/31/2009 at 10:17am - health - by warp_routine (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I cancelled out of a video chat with my boyfriend to go take a dump. I took my computer with me to look at Facebook. It took three minutes for me to realize I was still on video chat. FML

#43092
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13207) - you deserved it (47888)

On 02/14/2009 at 6:05pm - misc - by videochat (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML

#36182
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40945) - you deserved it (6857)

On 02/13/2009 at 9:45am - misc - by veggiegal (woman) - United States (Vermont)



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