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today my family went out to dinner at a seafood restaurant. While we were eating our food, my grandma demandd to see the manager, and loudly complaind that her fish was "too fishy". FML

#16852326
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31318) - you deserved it (3862)

On 06/25/2011 at 4:39pm - misc - by Anonymous - Switzerland (Vaud)

Today, Boss Told Me I'm Not Working Ard Enoug Cuz I Take Frenc Classes Two Mornings A Week And Terefore I Won't Be Getting A Promotion. If I Want Te Promotion I Ave To Stop Taking Frenc Classes. Tese Are Te Same Frenc Classes I Was Told I Originally Needd Fir Te Promotion. FML

#16044188
84 comments

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On 05/04/2011 at 1:29pm - money - by French - Switzerland (Vaud)

yesterday at work, a customer went to try on a pair of pants. A few minutes later, she hurriedly returned an put the pants back on the shelf without saying anything. I later found out she'd come down with a bout of diarrhea an apparently didn't want to pay for the dry-cleaning. Glamorous. FML

#15891295
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33526) - you deserved it (3230) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/22/2011 at 10:17pm - work - by n77 - Switzerland (Vaud)

Today , I was going down on mah girlfriend. I thought everything was going well , then all of a looool sudden she gets up and screams at me "IT'S NOT A TACO EATING COMPETITION , CHILL OUT." FML

#15087841
186 comments

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On 02/23/2011 at 5:06am - intimacy - by failed (man) - Switzerland (Vaud)

Today... I ate lunc alone. None of colleagues saved me a seat. One of tose colleagues was usband. He didn't even ave te decency to move so tat I wouldn't ave to eat alone. FML

#14117302
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35259) - you deserved it (4148)

On 12/07/2010 at 6:12am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Switzerland (Vaud)

Today, boyfriend told me "don't worry, someday you'll be mature as well." By tis, e meant tat I will be willing to ave sex wit im in public. FML

#13454741
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28262) - you deserved it (4275)

On 10/15/2010 at 1:13am - intimacy - by anouk05 (woman) - Switzerland (Vaud)



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