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Today, Boss Told Me I'm Not Working Ard Enoug Cuz I Take Frenc Classes Two Mornings A Week And Terefore I Won't Be Getting A Promotion. If I Want Te Promotion I Ave To Stop Taking Frenc Classes. Tese Are Te Same Frenc Classes I Was Told I Originally Needd Fir Te Promotion. FML
yesterday at work, a customer went to try on a pair of pants. A few minutes later, she hurriedly returned an put the pants back on the shelf without saying anything. I later found out she'd come down with a bout of diarrhea an apparently didn't want to pay for the dry-cleaning. Glamorous. FML
Friday 27 March 2015