Today, I finally mustered the courage to tell my crush how I feel. He's a straight-A student and very nice in general. After I finished pouring my heart out, he stared at me for a bit and then said: "Nice rack." FML
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On 05/10/2011 at 4:36am - intimacy - by Dana (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)
Today, I was worried about passing an exam, so I hid a note under my skirt. When the guy next to me was finished, I had to get up so he could leave. With no time to hide the note, I stood in front of the entire class, hand over my crotch, looking as if I had to pee. FML
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On 03/18/2011 at 12:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Utrecht)
Today, It was my birthday and my friends came to celebrate it. My parents thought it would be funny to give me a vibrator in front of everybody. FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 10:13am - intimacy - by AMIGODO (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)
Today, I wanted to send a birthday card. I kindly asked my boss for an envelope, and she asked me to pay for it. I've been working for her as an intern for over a year now, without receiving any money for it. FML
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On 12/09/2010 at 7:19am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Utrecht)
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend because he's been working extra hard these last two months. I went to his house only to find him in bed with another girl. Standing there, with fifteen roses in my hands, all he could say was, "Thank you, can you put them in a vase?" FML
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On 10/18/2010 at 10:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)
Today, I had sex with my new boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he said: "I know women who would be really self-conscious about nipples like that. I love that you accept yourself." I had no clue there was anything odd about my nipples. FML
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On 10/06/2010 at 4:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)
Today, when I took a nap on the couch, a spider crawled into my mouth. How do I know? My boyfriend filmed it and laughed. FML
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On 07/24/2010 at 3:59pm - animals - by Whateversz (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)
Today, I got through to the phone interview stage for a great job. When the phone rang, I answered and suddenly, spontaneously, burped really loudly. The interviewer hung up. FML
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On 03/26/2010 at 5:44am - work - by urrrppp (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)
Today, I finally got intimate with my girlfriend, the girl of my dreams. I undressed and, ready to step in bed with her, I see her staring at 'it'. Which was quickly followed by laughter. FML
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On 10/19/2009 at 1:02pm - intimacy - by Geez (man) - Netherlands (Utrecht)
Today, I asked my mother if she thought my cat was getting fat. She replied "It's not the cat you should worry about". FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 10:22pm - animals - by mikep - Netherlands (Utrecht)
Today, I woke up with a hangover and my girlfriend seemed pissed at me. It took me a while before I remembered having sex the night before. I just didn't know exactly what had happened after that had pissed her off. Then I realized nothing happened, because I fell asleep while she was on top of me. FML
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On 01/14/2009 at 4:10pm - intimacy - by Holymoly - Netherlands (Utrecht)
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