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Today, my mum got the idea of switching to a different dishwashing detergent. The new one is so strong that it coats all the dishes in a nauseating perfume-like smell. It's so pungent that it gets absorbed into everything we eat or drink. She's determined to use up the entire bottle. FML

#20508218
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I agree, your life sucks (24227) - you deserved it (1921)

On 02/15/2013 at 1:50pm - health - by selena5112 (woman) - Norway (Troms)

Today, I found out my dad bought an iPhone. I've spent the better part of the last six months teaching him how to check his email and online newspapers. FML

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66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19346) - you deserved it (3145)

On 01/29/2010 at 10:29am - misc - by anonymas (woman) - Norway (Troms)

Today, my 3 year old kid wanted to do something nice. I told him he could pick up some of his toys. He washed my new Iphone instead. FML

#1774504
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51659) - you deserved it (6848)

On 05/09/2009 at 10:45am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Troms)



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