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FMLs submitted from Toscana

Today, my boyfriend told me he still has the key to our mailbox, while being at the other part of the country. Not to worry though, he sent it over. By mail. FML

#20000050
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17166) - you deserved it (1201)

On 08/03/2012 at 7:28am - misc - by Lara (woman) - Italy (Toscana)

Today, I was walking to class with my roommate. She didn't notice the car coming up behind her because her headphones were in. As I pulled her out of the way, she thought I was goofing around and shoved me back... in front of the car. I got hit and rolled off the hood. FML

#1719560
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (94054) - you deserved it (3723)

On 05/07/2009 at 3:11pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Italy (Toscana)

Today, I was riding on a stationary exercise bike at home, when I went to get off, my shorts got stuck under the seat. I dangled half upside down until my shorts ripped and I fell on the ground face first breaking my front tooth. I broke my tooth riding a bike that doesn’t even move. FML

#897879
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49428) - you deserved it (7071)

On 04/10/2009 at 4:17am - misc - by missy (woman) - Italy (Toscana)



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