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Today, I asked my fiancé what he liked most about being in a relationship with me. His answer? "I can watch your boobs without being called a perv." FML


I agree, your life sucks (29104) - you deserved it (7067)

On 11/09/2010 at 1:06pm - intimacy - by redlips - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, my friend and I dressed up as dice for Halloween. The rest of the night consisted of us, harassed by drunks asking, 'Can we roll you around?' and constantly being shaken. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11119) - you deserved it (31031)

On 10/30/2010 at 10:00am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, a customer that I've been waiting on for years came into the restaurant after a long absence. I said to him, "Hey man, it looks like you lost a lot of weight! How'd you do it?" He replied, "I got cancer." FML


I agree, your life sucks (57743) - you deserved it (9563)

On 02/25/2009 at 2:25am - work - by yawho (woman) - Japan (Tokyo)

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