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FMLs submitted from Tokyo

Today, I slipped in a pile of vomit someone left for me on the train platform on the way to work, spraying puke all over both of my legs. It's only 6:30am. It's going to be a long day. FML

#19359606 (42)

I agree, your life sucks (6064) - you deserved it (429)

On 03/27/2012 at 8:37pm - work - by takhay (man) - Japan (Tokyo)

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I had my parents over at my new apartment. As I was telling them how quiet and peaceful my new place is, we could hear my neighbors talking nasty to each other before launching into a full-blown sex ordeal. FML

#17748753 (83)

I agree, your life sucks (20130) - you deserved it (1780)

On 09/15/2011 at 12:22am - intimacy - by holler - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I wrote in my own yearbook with different styles of handwriting so my mom would think I have friends. FML

#16445488 (196)

I agree, your life sucks (42066) - you deserved it (9461)

On 06/01/2011 at 12:28am - misc - by nofriends - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, while all the other marines got to fly around the island on a helicopter, I got stuck on gear guard. What was I guarding? The staff sergeant's parking spot. FML

#16320641 (326)

I agree, your life sucks (25598) - you deserved it (3016)

On 05/23/2011 at 10:41pm - work - by rogerusmc23 - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I asked my fiancé what he liked most about being in a relationship with me. His answer? "I can watch your boobs without being called a perv." FML

#13777488 (164)

I agree, your life sucks (18819) - you deserved it (4960)

On 11/09/2010 at 1:06pm - intimacy - by redlips - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, my friend and I dressed up as dice for Halloween. The rest of the night consisted of us, harassed by drunks asking, 'Can we roll you around?' and constantly being shaken. FML

#13648251 (100)

I agree, your life sucks (6904) - you deserved it (19007)

On 10/30/2010 at 10:00am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, a customer that I've been waiting on for years came into the restaurant after a long absence. I said to him, "Hey man, it looks like you lost a lot of weight! How'd you do it?" He replied, "I got cancer." FML

#131042 (48)

I agree, your life sucks (43409) - you deserved it (7478)

On 02/25/2009 at 2:25am - work - by yawho (woman) - Japan (Tokyo)



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