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FMLs submitted from Tirol

Today, my dad got drunk and played a practical joke on me; a practical joke that resulted in my knee being broken. Now, I'm sitting in a hospital bed all alone while my dad hunts for "hot nurses". FML

#19881083
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19728) - you deserved it (1357)

On 07/02/2012 at 1:44pm - health - by justhelpful (woman) - Austria (Tirol)

Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen. In a church. During my wedding. FML

#13103796
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36202) - you deserved it (2290)

On 09/18/2010 at 8:36pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Austria (Tirol)



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