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Today, I found out that my German wasn't as great as I thought it was. Trying to give directions to some German tourists, I tried to say, "I hope I don't get you lost." Turns out I actually said something closer to, "I hope I don't seduce you." FML

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On 08/06/2011 at 3:10pm - misc - by lostforwords (woman) - Ireland (Tipperary)



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